Village Idiot for 3 Jan 2009, Madonna
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Madonna as the Village Idiot

Begging for Mercy

Proving that money really can buy you love, or at least a couple judges in a small African country, Madonna has managed to adopt her next Kabbalah kiddie, Mercy. A three judge panel ruled in Madonna's favour saying "We find the judge in the lower court to have dwelled so much on media reports on the issue of residence, and to us this was not evidence enough to deny Madonna a chance to adopt Mercy James, We therefore grant Madonna the adoption order."

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