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Britney Spears

Britney Spears

2 December 1981, USA

"I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else."
Stupid x 161

Britney Spears Gossip and News - Page 10

Village Idiot for 6 Oct 2007, Britney Spears

Britney Boycotts her Boys

After losing custody of her kids Miss Spears has done little to be back in their lives. Some of the prerequisites of the first court hearing was that Miss Spears obtain a valid California driving license and take mandatory drug tests, both of which she failed to do. Brit twit didn't even bother showing up at the second court hearing allowing her only visitation rights under close supervision. I'm sure in the long run the kids will thank mommy dumbest for not giving a damn, after all with K-Fed as their role model they're sure to be successful.
Really Stupid
Village Idiot for 11 Aug 2007, Britney Spears

Trailer Trash Challenge

After her recent spate of antics, Miss Spears could loose custody of her kids if Fed-Ex has anything to say about it. Since their divorce being finalised K-Fed wants to challenge the joint custody He and Britney share of their children 22-month-old Sean Preston, and 10-month-old Jayden James due to Sean Preston's dental problems amongst other things. A family member said "He's having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying," $100 says she uses the "We're Country" excuse.
Village Idiot for 7 Jul 2007, Britney Spears

Professionalism is her Middle Name

In her on going attempts to re-enter the music scene Britney made the bizarre choice of not singing at Cyndi Lauper's 'True Colors' tour at L.A.'s Greek Theater. Britney had been given the opportunity to appear on stage with Cyndi but said she would only "dance or lip-sync" to which Miss Lauper told her to get lost. Good call Britney, anything you can do to sabotage your own career is fine by me.
Village Idiot for 2 Jun 2007, Britney Spears

Britney's Big Comeback, Kinda

Since her divorce Britney has been getting into shape and giving impromptu performances in a bid to reclaim her fame. Unfortunately her performances' thus far have featured stuck backing tracks, lip-syncing, booing crowds and fashion criticism from gay guys in the audience. Sounds like a recipe for success, all she needs to do now is juggle her two kids on stage and she'll have a media frenzy sure to relaunch any fading career.
Village Idiot for 3 Mar 2007, Britney Spears

Britney Back in Rehab

It looks like Britney is taking the same approach to her mental health as she did with her marital attempts, in short sporadic bursts. After entering rehab and leaving hours later, then shaving her head completely bald, Miss Spears returned to rehab again only to leave hours later, this time to confront ex-hubby K-Fed and attack a paparazzi member or two with an umbrella. This has since been followed by Britney returning to rehab with no hair, no umbrella and little to no chance of having sole custody of her kids. And the winner for psycho mother of the year goes to...
Village Idiot for 17 Feb 2007, Britney Spears

Britney has Lost It

It's official, Britney has lost it, and probably her kids too. Just days after her brief stint in rehab, Britney was seen walking into a tattoo parlour with a shaved head, which she did herself, to get a pair of red lips tattooed on her wrist, I don't think she did that herself but at this stage I wouldn't be surprised. Looks like K-Feds keeping the kids, call me crazy (or Britney) but I'm not sure any reasonable judge in a custody battle would award parental control to a skin head, anti panties party animal.
Village Idiot for 13 Jan 2007, Britney Spears

Booze Hound Britney takes a Break

Since rumours hit that Miss Spears collapsed at a New Years Eve party after drinking too much champagne and had to be carried out by her body guards her publicist has fired back saying Britney was "...falling asleep". Then on New Years day Brit Twit checked into an exclusive Spa for a bit of R & R complaining of "exhaustion". Well, she was falling, I'm not sure if sleep had anything to do with it. I'm not sure how exhausted one can be doing nothing all year, God knows she didn't expend any energy putting on underwear.
Village Idiot for 6 Jan 2007, Britney Spears

Salacious Interview

'In Touch Weekly' claims that Miss Spears is into porno and girls and often participated in orgies with up to six girls at a time. The interview was courtesy of K-Fed's friend, Omar "Iceman" Sharif, who told the magazine about parties K-Fed and Brit had entertained at their home. In Britney's defense she did once talk about herself and Paris Hilton saying "We're not a pair of lesbian blondes. We're two successful, independent women having fun together." I'm not sure who to believe, K-Fed's Posse or Britney's argument that Paris and her are "successful, independent women".
Village Idiot for 6 Jan 2007, Britney Spears

Crazy Britney at it Again

During her third stint at rehab Britney has supposedly tried to hang herself, with a bed sheet, after scrawling "666" on her head and shouting "I am the anti-christ" at rehab staff members. From umbrellas to bed sheets, with all this new found creative freedom with household items Britney could take on Martha Stewart for home maker/crazy person of the year. In all of this I feel sorry for K-Fed, I can't imagine him re-entering the dating scene without women wondering "What will his loving do to me?"
Village Idiot for 6 Jan 2007, Britney Spears

K-Fed's Measly Million

After a 5 hour meeting Britney and K-Fed have reached a settlement in their divorce, K-Fed will only receive $1 million and will share joint custody of the kids. Considering Britney turned psycho, endangered her kids and went on a rampage one would think K-Fed would have some kind of bargaining power, maybe he's going to rely on his rap career to make his millions.