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Britney Spears

Britney Spears

2 December 1981, USA

"I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else."
Stupid x 161

Britney Spears Gossip and News - Page 11

Village Idiot for 6 Jan 2007, Britney Spears

Britney's Breakdown, Again

Only a couple months since her rehab & rampage spree Brit Twit is back to her crazy ways after arranging an interview and photo shoot with OK! magazine. Britney supposedly had a meltdown where she babbled incoherently and vomited on her dress. Sounds like classic Britney to me, all we're missing is the part where she teaches Sean Preston to juggle chainsaws.
Village Idiot for 6 Jan 2007, Britney Spears

Give K-Fed the Kids

Normally I wouldn't advocate giving primary custody to a white rapper called K-Fed with existing kin living with their mother but when the alternative is a crazed pop-tart I'll make an exception. After months of nutty antics Brit ended a day of custody meetings by partying with magician Criss Angel, as one does when fighting for your children. In her defense she could have been arranging for a magician for the kids next birthday party, ya that's it, she was doing her motherly duties arranging birthday parties, while at a club sipping Champagne.
Village Idiot for 6 Jan 2007, Britney Spears

Britney's Comeback, Take 2

After her dismal performance at the MTV VMA's, Brit Twit has been given a second chance by 'Extra' to disappoint by performing her smash flop "Gimme More". Don't know about you but I can't wait, it's not everyday you see the mating dance of a walrus in all it's floppy glory.
Village Idiot for 6 Jan 2007, Britney Spears

Paradise Lost

Civilization has lost, K-Fed is now considered a responsible parent, well more so than Britney which isn't saying much. K-Fed has been given temporary custody of the kids thanks in part to the testimony of one of Britney's previous bodyguards who alleges Britney had "issues of nudity and drug use". Let's see, living with K-Fed or being sent to live in the circus, if it wasn't for the danger of the trained seal's reminding them of mama Spears the circus would have been a viable alternative.
Village Idiot for 6 Jan 2007, Britney Spears

Good Bye Kids

Brit Twit has lost all custody of her kids. The LA County Superior Court Judge ordered that Kevin Federline "is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12:00 PM until further order of the court." After failing to comply with a Judges requirements that Britney undergo random drug testing and take parenting classes, Miss Spears is free to end her career in a blaze of Cheeto's covered glory.
Village Idiot for 6 Jan 2007, Britney Spears

Beware! Britney behind the Wheel

Just days after running a red light with her kids in the car, Miss Spears drove over another paparazzi's foot while leaving the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills. This is the third time Britney has driven over someone's foot, previously driving over a different photographer's foot and even a Los Angeles County Sheriff deputy's foot. So what have we learnt? Steel capped boots are essential when taking photo's of Miss Spears, that and a strong stomach.
Village Idiot for 6 Jan 2007, Britney Spears

Relatively Speaking

Britney's 16 year old sister is pregnant. Even Brit Twit's sister, Jamie-Lynn, can't escape the bad influence oozing from her big sister resulting in yet another wave of baby Spears waiting to infest the planet. I told you that bunker would come in handy. At this rate I'll have to create a family tree of retarded relatives for each blonde.
Village Idiot for 16 Dec 2006, Britney Spears

Bye, Bye to Brit's Bit's

After weeks of partying hard with Paris Hilton, Britney has decided to bring an end to her drunken days according to her website. With countless up skirt shots of an underwear free Britney doing the rounds Miss Spears insists she will welcome the new year as a new person and with new knickers courtesy of Victoria's Secret. At least having the kids finally paid off, I doubt Britney would be an irresponsible mother and drive in a drunken state, so we can assume little Sean Preston is pretty well acquainted driving stick by now.
Really Stupid
Village Idiot for 11 Nov 2006, Britney Spears

Britney says bye, bye to K-Fed

Even though her first marriage lasted a pathetic 55 hours, Brit Twit's second has lasted an entertaining, yet highly embarrassing, 2 years. Reports have it that Britney has filed for divorce and has settled on the celebrity favourite of "irreconcilable differences". Britney has asked for full custody of both children as if K-Fed was seriously considering the whole parenting thing. As much as K-Fed is, well... "K-Fed" I think the kids would stand a better chance with dead beat daddy than motoring maniac mommy, at least from a health and safety point of view.
Village Idiot for 28 Oct 2006, Britney Spears

Behind every "good" Man

Desperate to get K-Fed off welfare Britney has resorted to scare tactics incentive's by offering a pair of K-Feds rancid old sneakers to anyone who can help him launch his so called "rap career". Reports have it that Britney has started passing her excess fans onto K-Fed with prizes ranging from partying with K-Fed at the CD release to a pair of sneakers he wore at the 'Teen Choice Awards'. Where did she get her marketing degree, The Capone School of Incentives?