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Britney Spears

Britney Spears


2 December 1981, USA

"I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else."
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Britney Spears Gossip and News - Page 4

Village Idiot for 4 Jan 2014, Britney Spears

Britney's New Face for a New Year

Brit Twit revealed in a recent interview with inStyle that she's had "lip injections". Britney told the magazine "A doctor I see, Dr.Kanodia, does fun stuff to me sometimes -- I've had lip injections before. He has this peptide-based face-care product; it's green and slimy, and you mix it together and put it on your face," I suppose any treatment is an improvement on her past Cheetos dust facials.
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Village Idiot for 21 Dec 2013, Britney Spears

Britney wants a Stereotype for Christmas

In an attempt to promote her Vegas show Britney resorted to TV stereotypes of Latin men. Britney revealed her love of Latin men saying "I've always loved Latinos. They make me think of a bad boy type that your father wouldn't let you go out with." It's not racist when you follow a stereotype, provided you want to have sex with them. It's like being sexist, you can comment on a women's breasts as long as you want to have sex with the women in question. Then it's cool.
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Village Idiot for 26 Oct 2013, Britney Spears

Britney live, Isolated Microphone Feed

You have been warned. The video below shows a breathless Britney attempting to entertain while plodding around the stage. It features her lip syncing through out her "performance" and issuing commands only to end with a big smile. I knew it was bad, I never thought it could be that bad. That's what people are going to be paying $200 to see her "perform" in her Vegas show "A Piece of Me". I'm not sure what piece your getting but I would ask for a refund.
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Village Idiot for 12 Oct 2013, Britney Spears

Britney... use Words... Express Self

It was first revealed by Simon Cowell from the X-Factor that Britney had a hard time conversing without a script resulting in her panicking and getting flustered. A recent radio interview on Houston's Roula & Ryan Show went off script at which point she "mentally checked out" with one of the DJ's saying it was "like she was on drugs." This happened on 2 separate shows with the first radio station being banned from broadcasting the interview. You know whats easier, putting peanut butter in her mouth and having someone else do all the talking.

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Village Idiot for 28 Sep 2013, Britney Spears

Nobody wants a Piece of Britney

It seems that ticket sales for the "Britney: Piece of Me" concert at the Planet Hollywood casino have been a "disaster". An inside said "After spending hundreds of thousands on promo, they expected to instantly sell out all of the first 16 shows, but they didn't come close! ... Britney only sold out three of the 16 shows put on sale" Previous acts like Celine Dion and Shania Twain sold out right away in comparison. I think the main difference is Celine Dion and Shania Twain can actually sing. Unless Britney circ du soleil's it up in there tickets are going to go nowhere fast.
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Village Idiot for 20 Jul 2013, Britney Spears

What goes to Vegas hopefully stays in Vegas

Brit Twit has signed a concert residency deal to perform for 2 years at Planet Hollywood in Vegas, Nevada. Unfortunately Britney will not live in Vegas for the full 2 years instead performing for several consecutive weeks followed by a "vacation" to LA, California. I can't see how her drugged fueled crazy past could possibly be resuscitated by Sin City, nope, not a bit. If there's one thing Vegas is known for it's sensible, calming effect it has people.
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Village Idiot for 2 Feb 2013, Britney Spears

You're Welcome, now Run

True to our word, and Jason's, Jason Trawick split up with Britney after she resigned from 'The X-Factor'. TMZ reported the reason Jason dumped Britney was because Britney, believe it or not, wanted more kids and Jason couldn't bring himself to plague the world with more Brit-Twit-alitus. Quick, everybody grab your backup dancers and get them to a safe place, Brit Beast is in heat. If you can't hide your dancer then a single shot to the head is a humane approach too. Everybody knows the Brit Twit likes to console herself with a backup dancer aka get knocked up, after a failed relationship. We simply can not allow either a) another KFed or b) more Britney DNA floating around.
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Village Idiot for 12 Jan 2013, Britney Spears

Britney X'd herself from the X-Factor

Knowing show creator Simon Cowell keen to fire Brit Twit, the dim wit beat him to the punch quitting saying she wanted to focus on her music. A source said "They paid all that for her to say 'amazing,' and offer half-claps". Another insider said Simon Cowell "wanted crazy Britney, but he got boring Britney" Well that was $15million wasted. What did they expect? You can't enclose an idiot and expect ratings anymore than you can enclose a wild animal and expect natures fury. Released back into the wilds of the trailer parks I'm sure we'll see her return to her natural ways.
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Village Idiot for 22 Dec 2012, Britney Spears

Britney's been bad for Christmas

Rumour has it Jason Trawick is planning on breaking up with Brit twit, but only after she finishes filming the X Factor so Britney doesn't flip out on national TV. Jason apparently has told Britney's family so she has a "support network" when he finally does break the news. To add more entertainment to injury, Jason, who has made a killing being Britney's bitch, wants to stay on as her manager. Well this can only end well. I'm thinking a shaved head and a swastika on her forehead this time round. In fairness he is being a gentleman about it, he is waiting for her to bring in more money and even wants to stay on to manage her money. Clearly he is concerned about her. Money.
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Village Idiot for 10 Nov 2012, Britney Spears

Justice Needs Glasses

The never ending saga between Britney and her ex-manager, Sam Lufti, is, well, over. The process took only 19 days from jury selection to the case being dismissed when Mr. Lufti's attorneys rested their case leaving Britney's team to ask the judge to throw the case out on the grounds not enough evidence had been presented. Seriously? All those unrestricted hours spent with Britney and all he could sustain was 19 days? Come on man. Blondesville has been going for over 10 years with random crap floating around the media about Britney.
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