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Britney Spears

Britney Spears

2 December 1981, USA

"I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else."
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Britney Spears Gossip and News - Page 8

Village Idiot for 24 Jan 2009, Britney Spears

The book of Brit

The Daily Mirror reports that Brit Twit has landed a $14million deal to write her autobiography. A source revealed "There have been numerous unofficial biographies printed about Britney, but she's never agreed to pen her own tome - until now... She's kept diaries so there's nothing she'll leave out unless she wants to." We finally get to see inside the mind of a nut case and it only cost $14million. Enjoy the recession, I know Britney will.
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Village Idiot for 3 Jan 2009, Britney Spears

Knocked-up World Tour?

News is rampant that Miss Spears is dating her "Womanizer" choreographer Sandip Soparrkar with Britney saying "Sandip is a very handsome man.". When asked about his relationship to Miss Spears, Soparrkar replied "I am planning to do the rumba, which is the dance of love." Prepare yourself world for more baby Britney's. If he's planning on getting into her pants he's going to have to change tactics and do the Southern dance of love, can anyone say Ho-Down? Yeehah!!
Village Idiot for 3 Jan 2009, Britney Spears

Jamie Spears screws over the World

Jamie, Britney's dad, will end his conservatorship after Britney's concert tour ends in November allowing Britney to return to her old ways. It's like some apocalyptic warning, when the blood of an innocent is spilt and the planets align eternal darkness will engulf earth or Britney's dad chicken's out and let's her do her own thing, either way it's eternal darkness for us all. I wonder how long it will take to get Sean Preston and Jayden James into protective custody. What am I talking about, she loves Jayden James. Sean Preston on the other hand may want to consider plastic surgery and a cabin in the woods.
Village Idiot for 3 Jan 2009, Britney Spears

Brit Nailed Down Under

Fans and politicians in Australia have complained about the so called "performances" by Brit Twit on her Circus tour saying she lip-synched most of the songs resulting in some fans walking out. One politician went so far as to say Australians would not tolerate "Mickey Mouse" performance, ironic considering Brit was once a Mouseketeer.
Village Idiot for 29 Nov 2008, Britney Spears

Boohoo for Britney

In an upcoming documentary Brit Twit complains about how difficult life it being sane, relatively speaking, and about her marriage's. Britney said "I have really good days, and then I have bad days... it's never ending. It's just like Groundhog Day every day." Britney also spoke about her wedding to father of the year, K-Fed, saying "Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it for the idea of everything." I'm not sure about 'Groundhog Day', more like 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'. The kids must be happy to know they were accidents from an unloved marriage.
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Village Idiot for 25 Oct 2008, Britney Spears

Britney - The Movie

Reports have it that Brit's mum, Lynne, plans on making her new controversial book a movie with 'Scary Movie' star Anna Faris playing the part of Britney and Julie Roberts playing Lynne's part. I can't imagine any self respecting actor turning down a role in what will undoubtedly be an Oscar worthy classic. The true story of talentless trailer trash clawing her way into the public spotlight only to return to her red neck ways in a blaze of Cheeto's covered glory.
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Village Idiot for 13 Sep 2008, Britney Spears

Mama's Mad

A new tell-all book, 'Through the Storm', by Brit Twits very own mother claims that Britney started drinking aged 13, lost her virginity at 14, then started taking drugs at 15. Lynne also claims to have helped trick Justin Timberlake into thinking Britney was a virgin, even though Britney lost her virginity to an 18 year old football player, and allowed the then 16 year old Britney to sleep with Justin. Obviously last years mother's day present didn't go down to well with Lynne Spears, maybe Britney should have put more thought into pimping mama's trailer.
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Village Idiot for 26 Jul 2008, Britney Spears

Legal lullaby

The Spears boys can sleep a little easier now that the never ending custody battle between Brit Twit and K-Fed has come to an end, for now. Mother of the millennium, Britney, has agreed to let K-Fed have full custody of the boys and she will retain her current visitation rights. That's right, stick it to them, who cares about early childhood development. I hear the next court battle will be much tougher, there are already talks of a jumbo bag of Cheeto's worked into the deal.
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Village Idiot for 28 Jun 2008, Britney Spears

Good Night and Good Luck

After a closed door hearing at the L.A. Superior Court Brit Twit was awarded overnight privileges with her kids. In other news: Sean Preston and Jayden James insist on a night light and a knife under their pillow, just in case.
Village Idiot for 3 May 2008, Britney Spears

Calling the Shots

For some unknown reason Brit Twit will reprise her role on the sitcom 'How I met your Mother' but on one condition, she wants script approval. A source at the show said "No script has been written and until that is done, Britney will not be making a commitment. The offer is there but no decisions have been made at the moment." Wait a minute, script approval? Doesn't that imply actually reading the script instead of sitting their drooling? Just take the money and shut up before they realize how truly inept you are.
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