Madonna Movie Madness

Keen to avoid an almost guaranteed flop with her second attempt at directing, Madonna has discussed the story of King Edward VIII's romance with US divorcée Wallis Simpson with members of the Royal family themselves. A source confirmed "The entire Royal Family were contacted and asked if they would like to meet Madonna and production staff - and many took up the opportunity." Fergie must be grinning from ear to ear, another sales opportunity awaits. Madonna directing? Good one, next thing she'll tell us she's going to do the soundtrack too... good Lord No!