Village Idiot for 23 Feb 2002, Melanie Griffith
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Melanie Griffith as the Village Idiot

Car Hunting

Apparently while out car hunting Melanie Griffith was disappointed to hear that a Black SUV that her son wanted had already been sold just minutes before to another customer. She tried offering more money but was turned down. Maybe it's because nobody recognized her, I mean when was the last time anyone heard about her, besides the whole drug thing. Maybe next time she should take Hubby Antonio Banderas along, then again when was the last time he did anything?

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