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Corporal Punishment for Miss Johansson


Village Idiot for 6 Aug 2011, Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson dashed the dreams of Sgt. Dustin L. Williams by declining his invitation to the Marine Corps Ball. Scarlett responded to the invitation saying "I feel incredibly honored to have been invited to the Marine Corps Ball... unfortunately due to prior commitments I will not be able to attend the Ball with you this year" I say we water-board her, better yet, wet T-shirt her instead. Get on your knee's and give me 20... let's not go there.

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