The Perks of Showbiz don't Last Long

During her concert in Istanbul, Turkey, Madonna performed a strip tease to her song "Human Nature" ending with her pulling down her bra cup revealing her right breast. All this after slamming the "wardrobe malfunction" excuse she vowed would never happen before her Super Bowl performance, the sinewy one said "You don't have to show your nipples to be interesting, and it doesn't necessarily mean you're cutting-edge if you do," Oh how the people of Turkey long for her pointy bra days where you could easily gauge out an eye if confronted by a dusty 'ol nipple. It's nice to see moral's and standards have a shelf life, next up dignity, oh wait, never mind.