Village Idiot for 17 Nov 2012, Christina Aguilera
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We're too Stupid for Christina's Music

With her last album 'Bionic' barely selling 300,000 copies, Christina has gone on the defensive saying only "a music person" would understand it. Christina discusses the album saying it "had a lot of amazing sounds and a futuristic twist to it. But if you weren't a music person, it was just going to go over your head." Christina goes on to say "I really think it was far ahead of its time and it'll be fully appreciated in the years to come." I'm sure once the human race has evolved past the need for ears and we exist as pure energy on some cosmic plane of existence her music will be "appreciated" as the crap we currently know it to be.

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