Perpetual Publicity Machine

Ending the year on a crazy note, Ke$ha has revealed her breasts help her create her music. Ke$ha told a reporter "What I do is I turn off all the lights and I walk over to the piano naked. Then I gently lower myself and my boobs. They go on the keys and I just let them tickle the ivories. They really just go crazy." I tried making music with my penis once, all I managed was chopsticks. C'est la vie.

Ke$ha has been banned from performing in Malaysia after authorities in the Muslim-majority country said it would "hurt cultural and religious sensitivities," The ban was imposed the night before the concert, even though Ke$sha had promised to change aspects of the concert, with the organizer claiming they would lose $350,000. Ke$ha tweeted "To be clear. I did NOT cancel," she wrote, "I was not allowed to play. and then I was going to play anyways and was threatened with imprisonment." I can imagine a Malaysian prison resembling a circus with the number of things they deem offensive. Murders, rapists, performers...

Ke$ha recently revealed that she was born with a tiny tail which was later chopped off. Ke$ha told 'Heat' magazine "I had a tail when I was born. It was a tiny tail, about a quarter of an inch, then they chopped it off and stole my tail. That was when I was little. I'm really sad about that story." This explains why she has such a hard time parting with anything, like making jewellery from teeth and drinking her own pee.

The always in need of attention Ke$ha has released a jewelry line made of real human teeth. Ke$ha has previously worn a headdress made from her fans teeth and has now decided to start a jewelry line composed of human teeth. The "Cannibal Collection", as it's known, features gold cast tooth charm bracelet, tooth earrings, a tooth pendant and a tooth ring. Looks like not even the tooth fairy can escape the recession resorting to selling stock for "jewelry". I hope there's quality control when it comes to the gold covered teeth, I except quality when I'm spending mula on a molar.