Village Idiot for 15 Jun 2013, Taylor Swift
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Taylor Swift as the Village Idiot

Fashion Police?

Somewhere in an alternative universe people aren't burdened with songs about exe boyfriends by some crazy blonde, instead they're handcuffed with a gun to their head by that same desperate Taylor Swift. Revealing her alternative career paths Taylor Swift apparently would be an "interior designer" or a "detective", you know, because they require the same set of skills. "I'd be an interior designer or a detective - but I don't think I'd be a good detective. I just watch all of those crime shows. Anything that has a slight premise of being a crime show, I'm on it." Not sure giving the overly attached girlfriend a gun and handcuffs is the best idea, then again, neither is giving her the skills to construct a dungeon. A stylish dungeon decorated with locks of her own hair and blood, but a dungeon non the less. A+ for making proper use of her stalking skills as a detective.

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