Village Idiot for 11 Jan 2014, Cameron Diaz
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Cameron Diaz as the Village Idiot

Close Shave

In her new book Miss Diaz talks about various grooming habit's including her pubes. Cameron writes "I hear that there's a big fad these days of young women undergoing laser hair removal on all of their lady bits." adding "The idea that vaginas are preferable in a hairless state is a pretty recent phenomenon, and all fads change, people." Fair enough so far, then she went on to say "Twenty years from now, you will still want to be presenting it to someone special, and it would be nice to let him or her unwrap it like the gift that it is." While I don't expect the scorched earth policy to be applied to your nether regions I also don't want to carry around a machete to hack through the thicket. I'm not saying it has to be a topiary garden down below but do a guy a favour.


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Village Idiot for 17 Mar 2018, Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz has Apparently Quit Acting

According to her friend Selma Blair, Cameron Diaz has reportedly quit acting, even though Crazy Cameron hasn't technically been in a movie since 2014's Annie. In an interview Blair was talking about 'The Sweetest Thing' movie and said "I would have liked to do a sequel but Cameron's retired from acting, she's like 'I'm done.'" Where are we gonna find someone for semen based hair product jokes? She was the only blonde we knew that didn't swallow.
Village Idiot for 17 Jun 2017, Cameron Diaz

Cameron's Cringe Worthy Excuse

Cameron Diaz finally revealed why she waited till she was 43 to get married. Cameron spoke on a panel with fellow blonde Gwyneth Paltrow saying "I just hadn't met my husband" going on to say "I had boyfriends before, and there's a really, really distinct difference between husbands and boyfriends." Same thing happened to me, I never met my surgeon until I needed an operation. Sure I'd seen doctors before but there's a distinct difference between doctors and surgeons.
Village Idiot for 11 Jun 2016, Cameron Diaz

Absolutely No Judgement

Miss Diaz has revealed she has no judgement against Botox. The actress said "I have absolutely no judgement on what makes people feel good about themselves." she went on to say "The places that the Botox doesn't reach are still aging." What do you mean the places it doesn't reach? Is she talking about her crinkled Kraken?
Village Idiot for 14 Mar 2015, Cameron Diaz

Blinded By Science and Cameron Diaz Logic

We're doing it all wrong, at least according to scientist Dr. Diaz. Cameron said in an interview with Cosmopolitan UK "I think social media is a crazy-ass experiment on society," Miss Diaz went on to say "The way people use it to get validation from a bunch of strangers is dangerous. What's the point?" Ya whats the point? If Cameron needs publicity she does it the old fashioned way talking about vagina's, you know the classy way of getting masses of people to pay attention.
Village Idiot for 13 Sep 2014, Cameron Diaz

Publicity 101, be Relevant

After last weeks "The Fappening" Miss Diaz added her two cents calling it a "major violation" all while promoting her new movie "Sex Tape" which happens to be about a sex tape being released via iCloud. Cameron told iTV "This can happen to anyone. If these guys can do it to this group of people then everyone's vulnerable to it. I think that people really need to look at... how would they feel if it happened to them?" How would you feel if it happened to you? Don't worry we did the thinking for you, just watch my latest movie where we explore the subject matter as a comedy.
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