Village Idiot for 12 Jul 2014, Pamela Anderson
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3 Divorces, 1 Annulment and 3 Husbands = Blonde Math

After remarrying Rick Salomon for the second time Pamela has called it quits. The couple married on 9 January 2014 and are divorcing now 6 months later breaking their previous annulled marriage record of 72 days, congrats guys. Well at least the second time they broke the triple digits in days married, basically doubling their previous marriage best and getting more bang for their buck.

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More Pamela Anderson News

Village Idiot for 9 Dec 2017, Pamela Anderson

Pamela Blames Weinstein's Victims

Pamela Anderson put her foot in it when she blamed Harvey Weinstein's victims. Pamela said "You know what you're getting into if you're going into a hotel room alone. If someone answers the door in a bathrobe, leave." That's right ladies and when it comes to domestic abuse you don't marry them a second time because what kind of an idiot... oh wait.
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Village Idiot for 29 Jul 2017, Pamela Anderson

Pamela Practices the Pull Out Method

Pamela Anderson has pulled out of a venture into the restaurant business and in the process her plan to lure the French President to dinner and give asylum to Julian Assange also fell apart. Pamela wrote "Due to circumstances out of my control, I have to remove my name from the collaboration with Christophe Leroy," she wrote. "This was a labor of love for the Animals - to showcase a sexy vegan experience in my favorite village." Time for Plan B, and also an alternative approach to saving Julian.
Village Idiot for 1 Jul 2017, Pamela Anderson

Pamela is Open for Business and Foreign Relations

Pamela is dipping her toes into the world of business and foreign politics by opening a vegan restaurant in France. In an elaborate ploy to get French President Emmanuel Macron to free her love Julian Assange, Pamela wrote "I am opening a new vegan restaurant in France in July, and I would like to extend my invitation to the new President and his First Lady." I'm not sure forcing him to eat vegan food is the best move. As a Frenchie offering to be a mistress is probably the way to go.
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Village Idiot for 22 Apr 2017, Pamela Anderson

The Picture of Pamela Anderson

Pamela reportedly stormed off a TV show after an old school photo was shown. Pamela's negative reaction to her old school photo was on the show "Celebrity Juice" with host Keith Lemon saying "She just suddenly picked up her fur stole and stormed off home!" Maybe the photo was cursed and shows what she really looks like sans cosmetic surgery like Dorian Gray.
Village Idiot for 18 Mar 2017, Pamela Anderson

Pamela's Political Poetry

Pamela Anderson has taken her love for Julian Assange to the next level by writing a poem about him. The poem is long but opens with the following... "Julian Assange is the most intelligent, interesting, and informed man in existence. Yes- I think he's quite sexy. He has tremendous strength and stamina- though vulnerable." Right, so that just happened. I figure she wrote it in her diary and just had to share it with the world. Next step, sneaking out of the embassy window to elope. Shhh, don't tell the police.
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