Village Idiot for 19 Jul 2014, Madonna
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Madonna as the Village Idiot

Law and Distraction: Special Blonde Unit

Madonna managed to skip jury duty because she was a "distraction" after arriving at the courthouse 30 minutes late, escorted in by two court officers, three police officers, two bodyguards and an assistant. But this wasn't an issue with a court spokes person saying "We had sufficient jurors not to have created a further distraction for the courthouse. She got credit for her service and we're delighted she came." While justice might not be blind it seems it is star struck. Nothing to see here people, lets get back to convicting people, these life sentences aren't going to serve themselves.


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Village Idiot for 28 Oct 2017, Madonna

Madonna's Adopted Kids Pay for Their Stay

Madonna recently launched a new luxury skincare line with many items costing hundreds of dollars, so what better way to promote them than by having your adopted kids talk about it on Instagram. I'm pretty sure with those prices she could afford to pay a real spokesperson to do the promoting. In fact here's a thought, why doesn't she promote it herself and just let the kids be kids?
Village Idiot for 9 Sep 2017, Madonna

Madonna's European Vacation

Madonna revealed that she is moving to Portugal to work on new music and another movie. Madonna revealed it via an Instagram post where she said "I used to be a basket case but now I Live in Lisbon!". Oh Mad Madge, you're still a basket case but now you're someone else's problem. Let's hope she focuses on the music and not the movie.
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Village Idiot for 8 Jul 2017, Madonna

Why Tupac Dumped Madonna

A newly released letter reveals that Tupac dumped Madonna over race. The letter reads "For you to be seen with a black man wouldn't in any way jeopardize your career, if anything it would make you seem that much more open and exciting" Ouch, I guess publicity stunts don't always go according to plan.
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Village Idiot for 29 Apr 2017, Madonna

Madonna's Blonde Ambition

Madonna isn't too happy with a new movie about her coming out next year. The movie titled "Blonde Ambition" tells the story of Madonna in 1980s New York from her first album to her love life. Madge has since taken to Instagram saying "Nobody knows what I know and what I have seen, Only I can tell my story. Anyone else who tries is a charlatan and a fool." Only she can tell her story, the bits she remembers that is. The 80's, so much fun, so many drugs.
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Village Idiot for 11 Feb 2017, Madonna

Madonna Completes Her Collection

It's been revealed that Madonna was given permission by the Malawian high court to adopt four-year-old twins Stella and Esther. Now that she owns 2/3rds of the population she is officially the countries leader and can now battle it out with her nemesis Donald Trump at the UN. I think that's how adoption works, I could be wrong. International politics is complicated.
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