Village Idiot for 6 Dec 2014, Scarlett Johansson
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Scarlett Johansson as the Village Idiot

Scarlett's Secret Nuptial's

Scarlett Johansson and her baby daddy, Romain Dauriac, tied the knot a month after giving birth to their daughter Rose and kept the whole thing under wraps. The couple had the wedding in a secret location somewhere in the US to avoid any publicity. Wait a minute, a celebrity avoiding publicity? You mean there are people that value their privacy? All those years of cleavage distraction and then you pull the trigger. Well played Agent Romanoff, you win this round.

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