Village Idiot for 13 Dec 2014, Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus as the Village Idiot

Kiss and Incinerate

Miley was seen making out with Paris Hilton while sitting on her boyfriends lap in a night club. A witness to the crime against humanity said "All of a sudden, they just started making out, and Patrick was in the middle, cuddling them both. Paris had her arm around Patrick's waist. Then they all walked out of the club together" I've heard of Bugchasers but this is ridiculous. Exchange bodily fluids with Porn Star Paris is a guaranteed way to meet deaths cold embrace.

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Village Idiot for 8 Mar 2014, Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Wants to be Taken Seriously

Miley Cyrus' current tour has been under attack by parents who want the show shut down saying it sends the wrong message to kids to which Miley responded tweeting "You can't say I didn't warn you. Now sit back relax & enjoy the show. #bangerztour" However the continued criticism has taken it's toll with Miley saying "I don't think people realize how much energy I put into my shows & how much their bad energy brings me down" Don't you know how much energy it takes squatting over stuff and jiggling? All this negative energy is bringing her down, can't a girl jiggle for a few easy bucks and feel good about herself?
Village Idiot for 5 Oct 2013, Miley Cyrus

How to make Enemies and Piss off People

From Amanda Bynes to Miley Cyrus, celeb's are getting advice from other celeb's and not responding too well to it. Current blonde in decline, Miley Cyrus, received an open letter from Irish singer Sinead O'Conner telling her not to "prostitute" herself for the music industry. This didn't go down well with Miley responding on Twitter saying "Before Amanda Bynes... There was..." and adding a picture of Miss O'Conners infamous Pope picture tearing incident. Miley is so lucky Amanda is in a psychiatric ward or the Twitterverse would have exploded with the tweeting onslaught. This is a case of the blind leading the blind complaining about the blind for being blind. And by blind I mean crazy.
Village Idiot for 31 Aug 2013, Miley Cyrus

Welcome to the Circus

After her raunchy performance at the MTV VMA's Miley's manager, Larry Rudolph, claims the stunt was a success. Larry said "[I] couldn't have been happier about the performance" adding "Most of it came from Miley's brain" Miley's dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, even tweeted "Mile, if twerkin woulda been invented.... And I had a foam finger.... I woulda done the same thang you did." Well there's your problem, you let her do the thinking. Is it just me or is it all kinds of creepy when dad Billy Ray "approves" of her overly sexual performance?

Village Idiot for 29 Jun 2013, Miley Cyrus

Cheap Labour

As one of the new breed of kid actors on a self destructive path, Miley Cyrus made the decision to hire a "super fan" as her personal assistant. Miley supposedly grew close to the fan after they swapped numbers and began chatting over the phone. Miley "complemented" her new assistant saying "She's more than a stalker because she's so obsessed, she knows things about how to break VEVO records, which we did with her help." This is either incredibly brilliant and she'll pay her new assistant by letting her bathe in her after glow or she could wake up to her new assistant cuddled up next to her in bed wearing Miley's previously missing underwear. At this point it could go either way.
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