Kiss and Incinerate
Miley was seen making out with Paris Hilton while sitting on her boyfriends lap in a night club. A witness to the crime against humanity said "All of a sudden, they just started making out, and Patrick was in the middle, cuddling them both. Paris had her arm around Patrick's waist. Then they all walked out of the club together" I've heard of Bugchasers but this is ridiculous. Exchange bodily fluids with Porn Star Paris is a guaranteed way to meet deaths cold embrace.