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Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera

18 December 1980, USA

"I'm an ocean because I'm really deep. If you search deep you can find rare exotic treasures."
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Christina Aguilera Gossip and News - Page 4

Village Idiot for 19 Feb 2005, Christina Aguilera

Marriage misconceptions

Christina is engaged to boyfriend Jordan Bratman. Christina said "He's the one guy I can credit for making me think about marriage in a whole new light." So we'll finally see if you can turn a whore into a house wife. I wonder if she'll wear white, then again I wonder if she'll wear anything? I don't think she'll have to worry, those Vegas chapels aren't that fussy, just ask Britney.
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Village Idiot for 2 Oct 2004, Christina Aguilera

Christina's Dirrty Attitude

Christina has labeled Britney Spears' marriage "low-rent" and "pathetic". Apparently Christina said "I'd never have thought that girl would have done it this way. I know she really loves Kevin, but this is like really low-rent this time... It's surprising. The whole affair seems somewhat pathetic." Jealousy really does make you nasty. Maybe she's just upset because she wasn't invited. I can't wait to see Christina's marriage, I wonder if she'll do the Vegas thing first and then the secret ceremony like Britney, or just skip straight to the trailer park shotgun wedding?
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Village Idiot for 11 Sep 2004, Christina Aguilera

Christina Talks Trash

Christina said Britney Spears' engagement ring looks cheap. Apparently Christina said, "I can't believe that girl bought her own engagement ring. It looks like she got it on QVC ... She's not trailer trash but she sure acts that way." Trailer trash? I'm not going to argue, after all, Christina is the queen of looking cheap. All hail Christina "Queen of the Cheap". I think she's just jealous, the only thing a guy ever gave her was an STD. You know what they say, "Jealousy makes you nasty".
Village Idiot for 17 Jul 2004, Christina Aguilera

Hair Today

Christina's new hair style is designed to cover up a bald spot on her head. An insider said "They don't know if it's alopecia, the disease, or if it's from wearing extensions all these years." I wonder if we can keep her as a Village Idiot when all her hair falls out, it would be a shame to lose a blonde of her caliber. Of all the things she's lost, from her hair to her dignity and virginity, her voice is the one I'll be happiest to see go.
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Village Idiot for 19 Jun 2004, Christina Aguilera

Christina is Cleaning Up her Image

Dirty Christina is trying to clean her image by removing "intimate body piercings" including her clitoris ring. Christina said "Maybe I was rebelling. I've taken them all out apart from the one in my right nipple, that's for me." Just the one all by itself, won't that make her a bit lopsided? It probably would have been a lot easier if she just covered up once in awhile. Now if only she would do something about her voice, those high pitched piercing noises aren't helping her career much either.
Village Idiot for 8 May 2004, Christina Aguilera

Christina Gets Naked on TV

Christina ordered a closed set for shooting of a commercial for Virgin Mobile in which she appears naked. Apparently Christina hand picked a crew for filming the raunchier stuff because "she doesn't want loads of people watching." She probably used the Blonde hand picked method, Eenie... menie... minie... mo. Anyway, since when was Christina shy about anything, she's the biggest publicity whore around. Want a stock tip? I see Virgin Mobile stock dropping in the near future.
Village Idiot for 27 Mar 2004, Christina Aguilera

Strip Tease

Christina decided to entertain latest boyfriend Jordan Bratman while at a strip club in Las Vegas. Apparently Christina spent $2 044.00 on strippers for her mans entertainment and then performed a special show just for him, shocking onlookers. Quick, we need 50 gallons Penicillin, stat. Poor guy, first he's seen in public with her and then she exposes herself to him. Anyway, what could she possibly show him that no one else has seen of her, or wishes they hadn't seen?
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Village Idiot for 28 Feb 2004, Christina Aguilera

Open Letter

Christina is trying to be nice to 'ol pal Britney Spears after years of feuding. Christina said "I wrote Britney a letter. It was very personal... I think she's a great girl... She's a sweet girl...", however Christina later added, "I have yet to hear back from Miss Brit. So, Britney, I'd like an answer. I'd like a response." Brrrr, the cold shoulder. Your first mistake was sending her a letter, everyone knows she can't read, secondly I'm surprised you where able to scribble your thoughts down on a piece of paper. Don't do it Britney, resist the dark side.
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Village Idiot for 8 Nov 2003, Christina Aguilera

No Shame

After appearing as a nun at the 'MTV Europe Music Awards' in Edinburgh, Christina quickly broke her bad habit and striped down to a range of barely there 'outfits' leaving nothing to the imagination. I wonder how many mouthfuls of holy water Christina had to gargle before being allowed to join the church ranks. There's nothing attractive about desperate attention seeking, the monkey mascot had more sex appeal
Village Idiot for 11 Oct 2003, Christina Aguilera

Hosting Duties

Christina will be hosting the MTV Europe Music Awards in Edinburgh. Christina is also up for 4 awards along with fellow Dumb Blonde Justin Timberlake who is up for 5. It looks like MTV has sunken to new lows, who in their right mind would put someone like Christina Aguilera in charge? Let's just hope she doesn't make a fool of herself by doing something stupid, like her so called 'singing'.
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