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Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera

18 December 1980, USA

"I'm an ocean because I'm really deep. If you search deep you can find rare exotic treasures."
Stupid x 54

Christina Aguilera Gossip and News - Page 5

Village Idiot for 16 Aug 2003, Christina Aguilera

Sticking Up

Christina has spoken out in defense of closest rival Britney Spears. Christina said that Fred Durst is a "Scum Bag" after he told tabloid papers about his sexual escapades with Britney during their brief fling. Scum Bag? That coming from Slutty Aguilera herself and we all know how high Christina's standards are. I wonder if Britney would feel the same way about Christina if she found out about her and Justin.
Really Dumb
Village Idiot for 19 Jul 2003, Christina Aguilera

Practice Makes Perfect

Christina likes to keep her voice in shape by doing vocal exercises every night. Apparently the neighbors don't complain as they say it's like a "free concert" every night. The neighbors don't complain? I'm not surprised, they must be in their eighties and can't hear her squealing, either that or they're senile. On the other hand her squealing does a good job of keeping the neighborhood free of stray animals.
Village Idiot for 28 Jun 2003, Christina Aguilera

Christina's Computer Skills

Bill Gates offered to help Christina with any computing problems after being introduced at an event. However, Christina apparently didn't recognize the worlds richest man and told him she already had a computer guy to fix stuff. She hasn't even finished her ABC's and you want to help her with computers?
Village Idiot for 22 Mar 2003, Christina Aguilera

Good Bye Fags

Christina made one of the most outrageous demands ever by ordering all fags be banned from G.A.Y. Christina phoned the club she was going to perform at and ordered a smoking ban as she was afraid the smoke would harm her voice. Harm her voice? If she would stop with those annoying animal calls she makes on stage she wouldn't have to worry, Oh I'm sorry, that is her 'singing' voice. Let's see, lung cancer or ear damage from her squealing? Decisions, decisions.
Village Idiot for 25 Jan 2003, Christina Aguilera

Christina has Decided to Stop Dating White Men

She say's that black men need the 'flava' she can provide. Firstly, getting picked up on a street corner isn't considered dating. Secondly, I can't think of any black men out there who would want trailer park trash and as for the 'flava', she leave's a bad taste in anyone's mouth.
Really Stupid
Village Idiot for 4 Jan 2003, Christina Aguilera

Dress Code

Christina was seen going to Barneys in Beverly Hills for fishnet stockings but was told they didn't have any. After trying on various other items Christina left with nothing saying that the clothes weren't cool or sexy enough for her. Cool or sexy enough? I'm sorry Christina, if you want your usual wardrobe I recommend you go to 'Sluts R Us' they're on the corner of 'Loose and Easy'. I'm sure you remember where that is, it's the place where you used to stand all night waiting for a 'Date'.
Really Stupid
Village Idiot for 2 Nov 2002, Christina Aguilera

Christina is Disabled

Instead of getting out of her car, like everyone else, Christina phoned the manager of a 'smoothie' store and promised to give him an autographed picture of her if he delivered a 'smoothie' to her car. She must be a smooth talker to get that done for her autograph, let's face it, an autograph from her has as much significance as an autograph from a prostitute.
Really Dumb
Village Idiot for 22 Jun 2002, Christina Aguilera

Employee's Must Wash Hands?

It seems that Christina is the kind of celeb you would be better off getting a autograph from than a hand shake. Apparently Christina has a reputation for not washing her hands after going to the ladies room. Well at least we know where her hands have been the question is, Where haven't they been ? Hey Christina, you better clean up your act and your hands while your at it.
Village Idiot for 13 Apr 2002, Christina Aguilera

Christoina the Bar Fly

Now that Christina is 21 she no longer worries about being caught in bars anymore. In fact she and some friends were seen in a Lesbian Bar and were even involved in a fight which had broken out. She and her friends joined the fight but were later told to leave. A lesbian bar? Christina, are you trying to tell us something?
Really Dumb
Village Idiot for 2 Feb 2002, Christina Aguilera

Legally Allowed to get Drunk

It seems Christina has finally turned 21. Apparently Christina threw a party for herself at a popular night club in LA which see rented out for $210 000. She was seen wearing a feathered dress with a leather bra and pink see through panties. Nothing says Blonde like a leather bra and pink see through panties. Do you think maybe with age wisdom will come or will she always look like trailer park trash ? Hey, you never know, she might even decide to act her age rather than her bra size one of these days.