Village Idiot for 4 Jun 2016, Taylor Swift
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Taylor Swift as the Village Idiot

The Album Apocalypse

Taylor Swift has reportedly broken up with long time boyfriend Calvin Harris and based on her history we can expect a flood of new songs in the near future. "There was no drama," a source told People magazine. "Things just don't work out sometimes." Man your battle stations, prepare for a tsunami of singles and albums on an apocalyptic scale.

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Village Idiot for 3 Dec 2016, Taylor Swift

The Truth About Taylor Swift Taking Acting Lessons

Taylor Swift has supposedly been taking acting lessons for the last six months in hopes of expanding her horizons. An insider said "Swift has appeared as cameos in a few movies in the past. But now, she has reportedly wanted to be the star of the movie." Two words - Romantic Comedy. With her dating track record I see her starring in the sequels to 50 First Dates and the Runaway Bride.
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Village Idiot for 16 Jul 2016, Taylor Swift

Meet Taylor Swift's Alter Ego

After a sudden break up from DJ Calvin Harris things got worse when it was revealed that Taylor had co-written one of Calvin's songs "This Is What You Came For" under the pseudonym Nils Sjöberg. Since the revelation things turned nasty with Calvin going on a twitter tirade saying "I know you're off tour and you need someone new to try and bury like Katy ETC but I'm not that guy, sorry." So not only does she write songs about her exes but she also writes songs for them. That's nice, I guess.
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Village Idiot for 2 Jul 2016, Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift Inspires The Great Bets of China

Chinese authorities have banned fans of Taylor Swift from buying "insurance policies" on Taylor and British actor Tom Hiddleston romance. The scheme offered to pay out double what they put in if the couple split. You know your reputation precedes you when you have a country with a population of 1.3 billion gambling on your love life.
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Village Idiot for 7 Nov 2015, Taylor Swift

Butting in on the Action

Lawyers are having a field day after a former DJ sued Taylor Swift when he lost his job for allegedly touching Miss Swift's derriere. Since then Taylor has filed a countersuit claiming "[Mueller] intentionally reached under her skirt, and groped with his hand an intimate part of her body in an inappropriate manner, against her will, and without her permission" I don't know whats scarier, her team of lawyers or her girl gang and fan base.
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