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Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

28 March 1986, USA

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Lady Gaga Gossip and News - Page 2

Village Idiot for 28 Jun 2014, Lady Gaga

Gaga uses the "Pull Out" Technique

It's been revealed that Lady Gaga canned a video she created last year when it was revealed all the negative publicity that would go along with it. The video in question was for the song "Do What You U Want" with R. Kelly and directed by Terry Richardson, both men have had allegations of sexual misconduct in the past. An insider at Page Six said "Gaga had a video directed by an alleged sexual predator, starring another sexual predator. With the theme, 'I'm going to do whatever I want with your body?' It was literally an ad for rape." Abort! Abort! Wait I think that's the follow up video. The apocalypse is brought to by Lady Gaga and Terry Richardson.
Village Idiot for 12 Apr 2014, Lady Gaga

Photoshopped this Way?

Photographers covering a recent event had to agree to Photoshop the images to "Smooth out her jaw line and thin her arm," and "Smooth out and thin her legs," as per Lady Gaga's requirements before publishing any photo's. Photographer Kevin Mazur, exclusive rights to shoot her shows, confirmed he had touched up photo's and sent them to Gaga's management team for final approval. So the women who cavorts around in a meat dress, colossal heel's and wears a mixture of sci-fi paraphernalia is self conscious? Be proud of the way you were born, unless you're fat and manly looking.
Village Idiot for 15 Mar 2014, Lady Gaga

Support Lady Gaga's Charity, Ka-Ching!

A report of Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" Foundation, conducted by The New York Post and Roger Friedman, shows that it has $2.1 million in assets and brought in $2.6 million in donations with over $1.5 million being spent on operating costs and a mere $5,000 on actual charity. A representative for the Foundation said that every dollar spent "... directly serves the Born This Way Foundation's core mission of empowering youth." The rep said they taught 19,000 kids about "civic engagement" during their bus tour. A $2.1 million bus? That must be one hell of a bus.
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Village Idiot for 30 Nov 2013, Lady Gaga

Lady Gogo Gaga

Gaga revealed she wants kids, not just 1, but 3 minimum. Mother Monster told SiriusXM "I want to have tons of kids, actually... I think at least three," going on to say "having my own kids will be like having three little monsters with me all the time." So she's basically aiming for a cross between Octomom and The Adams Family?
Village Idiot for 16 Nov 2013, Lady Gaga

Lady Dagga

Lady Gaga apparently developed a "habit" of smoking marijuana to numb the pain after having hip surgery earlier this year. Gaga said "It was a habit that eventually occurred when the pain got so bad with the hip," adding "I was just numbing, numbing, numbing myself then sleeping it off, then getting on stage, killing it in pain" I can't believe such a sensible and ordinary person with perfectly normal behaviour would come out with this. It just doesn't seem like her usual demeanour we've all come to know over the last few years.
Village Idiot for 16 Mar 2013, Lady Gaga

They see me rollin', they hatin'

Recovering from her recent hip surgery, Lady Gaga now gets around in a 24k gold wheelchair made by designer Ken Borochov. The one-of-a-kind vintage-inspired chair comes with a black tufted calf leather seat, removable canopy, padded leg rest and even gold plates. Borochov said "I was really honored to get the call to build the wheelchair for Lady Gaga and after she approved some sketches I started building it straight away" Borochov went on to say "We used 1.5 ounces of pure gold for the chair... I wanted it to be a mix between a chariot and a hot rod." From Lady Gaga to Queen Gaga, throne and all.
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Village Idiot for 9 Feb 2013, Lady Gaga

Queen of the Universe

In a 6 hour long interview at a Manhattan law firm Lady Gaga testified against her ex-assistant, who is suing her for 7168 hours of overtime, claiming that she alone is the "Queen of the Universe" Gaga testified saying "[O'Neil is a ] fucking hood rat who is suing me for money that she didn't earn," she said. "She thinks she's just, like, the queen of the universe... And, you know what, she didn't want to be a slave to one, because in my work and what I do, I'm the queen of the universe every day." I'm a bit rusty with the 'Masters of the Universe' series but I don't remember Skeletor being referred to as Queen at any point.
Village Idiot for 26 Jan 2013, Lady Gaga

Gaga for the Big Screen

Lady Gaga has decided to branch out as most celeb's do and is taking acting lessons. Apparently she's already lined up a gig appearing as "La Chameleon" in 'Machete Kills' opposite Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba and Amber Heard. An insider said "She needs a new challenge and has set herself a target of winning an Oscar in five years." I'm all good with trying something new but does it have to be in a movie I actually want to watch? This is Madonna, Britney and Jessica all over again.
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Village Idiot for 15 Dec 2012, Lady Gaga

Gaga's early Christmas Gifts for Herself

At a recent "Icon & Idols" auction in Beverly Hills, Lady Gaga bought 55 pieces of Michael Jackson paraphernalia. Items sold included Jackson's Bad tour jacket and $100,000 for each of the musician's crystal-encrusted gloves. Gaga later tweeted "The 55 pieces I collected today will be archived & expertly cared for in the spirit & love of Michael Jackson, his bravery, & fans worldwide" And anything that can be used as evidence will be burned. I wonder if they can swab the "crystal-encrusted gloves" for DNA? There's practically an entire kindergarten class on those alone.
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Village Idiot for 29 Sep 2012, Lady Gaga

Marketing 101

Back in August Lady Gaga told radio host Elvis Duran "I'm dieting right now, because I gained, like, 25 pounds," going on to say "And you know I really don't feel bad about it, not even for a second." Being a consummate marketer Gaga blamed her dad saying "My father opened a restaurant, it's so amazing... It's so freaking delicious, but I'm telling you I gain five pounds every time I go in there" "Eat my precious, show the world what daddies meatballs can do... muhaha!" Jamie Spears, Joe Simpson and now featuring the latest celebrity controlling father - Joe Germanotta. The J's are taking over.