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Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

28 March 1986, USA

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Lady Gaga Gossip and News - Page 3

Village Idiot for 18 Feb 2012, Lady Gaga

Gagging on Gaga's meat ball's

Gaga's folks have capitalized on their daughters success by opening an Italian restaurant in New York City - how original. Unfortunately press for her meat dress was more favourable than that of the restaurant with one critic's review stating "You'll Gag on the Food at Gaga's" Maybe they should reconsider the jerky sticks from Gaga's old dress in place of bread sticks? Just saying. The only thing I'm worried about is the secret sauce, the one passed down from one Gaga generation to the next, the one that resulted in the Lady becoming Gaga. Someone want to call the FDA?
Really Dumb
Village Idiot for 31 Dec 2011, Lady Gaga

Gaga sued by Ex-assistant

Jennifer O'Neill, Lady Gaga's ex-assistant, is suing for over 7168 hours of unpaid overtime at a cost of $380,000.00. In the suit O'Neill lists her duties as "ensuring the promptness of a towel following a shower and serving as a personal alarm clock to keep [Gaga] on schedule." She wants to get paid $380K for bringing a towel? Seems fair. I'm sure with all of Gaga's eccentricities bringing a towel would seem the less problematic of the options taken on by say the assistant that had to sew her into her meat dress, or the assistant that tucks the Gaga penis "between the cheeks" so no one catches on.
Really Dumb
Village Idiot for 15 Oct 2011, Lady Gaga

Gaga for the Queen?

Lady Gaga is supposedly fixated with Royalty, so much so that she bought a pair of binoculars to spy on the queen from her hotel room which faces Buckingham Palace. A source said "She is totally obsessed with the royals. One of the reasons she loves that hotel is because of how close she is to the Queen." going on to say "This time she thought ahead and brought a pair of really high-tech binoculars with her. She hopes she'll eventually get to see Her Majesty walking the corgis in the garden." Double standards anyone? Last time I watched people from my window with a pair of "high-tech binoculars" I was asked to close the curtains. I'm doing the watching, nobody said you had to look at my naked form pressed up against the window. Everyone's a critic.
Really Stupid
Village Idiot for 13 Aug 2011, Lady Gaga

Gaga over Drugs

Lady Gaga admitted on the Howard Stern radio show to taking cocaine and smoking weed all of which was because of her dad's influence. Gaga, insisting she no longer does cocaine, said she picked up her raunchy behaviour from her dad who at one stage hired a stripper to teach her piano. Gaga went on to confess to sleeping around with other women in high school and not liking pants claiming them to be "a health hazard" for women. Drugs, seriously? I never would have guessed. I'm not sure if pants are a health hazard, jerky between the thighs on the other hand, I hear you can go blind.
Really Dumb
Village Idiot for 21 May 2011, Lady Gaga

The End is Nigh

Lady Gaga has topped Forbes list of top showbiz and sports celebrities beating long time title holder, Oprah. Gaga took pole position as most influential star because of her 32 million Facebook fans and ten million Twitter followers. Thanks internet, now look what you've gone and done. From media whore to most influential star. What's that you say God, End of the World?
Village Idiot for 7 May 2011, Lady Gaga

LA is a Tight Squeeze

In a recent interview Lady Gaga complained about plastic surgery "promoting insecurity" and went on to compare moving to LA to a clenched vagina. Gaga told Harper's Bazaar "... going to try and embrace Hollywood and assimilate to that culture? I put my toe in that water, and it was a Kegel-exercise vaginal reaction where I clenched and had to retract immediately." Someone sounds stuck up. Clench and retract - sounds like the first thing a guy does when he realises he's in bed with Lady Gaga, by then it is too late.
Village Idiot for 29 Jan 2011, Lady Gaga

You love the smell of what in the morning?

Lady Gaga has taken the next step in the pop starlet route by launching her own perfume and true to her creepy ways she wants it to smell like "blood and semen." That's just revolting. I can't say I envy her dry cleaner, the smells he has to remove from her "clothing"... Introducing the new fragrance by Lady Gaga... "Lady Gangbang - Morning After"
Village Idiot for 6 Nov 2010, Lady Gaga

Not too bad Romance

Lady Gaga decided to serenade a young New Zealand couple celebrating their recent nuptials in a pub in West London. Instead of strapping on one of her contraptions and possibly impaling the groom, Lady Gaga opted to sing a Rolling Stones classic - Gimme Shelter. The young couple supposedly enjoyed the performance but were prevented from recording it by Gaga's "entourage". There are very tight controls over what is recorded of Gaga, everything needs to be touched up so you don't see her penis.
Village Idiot for 18 Sep 2010, Lady Gaga

15 Minutes up for Negotiation

Part time meat wearer and full time attention whore, Lady Gaga, believes she has conversations with artist Andy Warhol while in bed at night, even though he's DEAD! Lady Gaga has based her entire career around these supposed conversations and has turned her LA home into a shrine to Andy. So she talks to dead people in her sleep, is anyone really surprised by this? Andy once said "I'd rather buy a dress and put it up on the wall, than put a painting, wouldn't you?", Lady Gaga might end up with beef jerky if she tries that.
Village Idiot for 26 Jun 2010, Lady Gaga

Shit Faced Gaga Banned from Baseball

Lady Gaga has been banned from New York Yankees clubhouse where she was seen drinking Jameson Irish Whiskey while groping herself in a half buttoned Yankees jersey exposing her black bra, fishnet stockings and a bikini bottom. In her defense this is probably the closet to normal we'll ever see her.