Village Idiot for 27 Aug 2016, Amy Schumer
 
Amy Schumer as the Village Idiot

Burning Bridges & Dresses

Amy Schumer revealed that she hated the Met Gala. In an interview with Howard Stern Amy said she was asked at the event by Beyonce if it was her first time and responded "It's my last" and that it "felt like a punishment" She continued saying "We're dressed up like a bunch of fucking assholes". Talk about a Trainwreck. At least she's honest and will never have to attend another Met Gala. Ever.

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Village Idiot for 14 Apr 2018, Amy Schumer

Amy's Keeping Her Maiden Name

After marrying chef Chris Fischer, Amy Schumer has revealed that she'll be keeping her maiden name because the alternative is worse. In an Instagram post she said "Do you remember who Amy Fischer is? The Long Island Lolita," she responded. "No, I'm keeping my last name. I'm keeping your last name." In fairness there's not much chance of people confusing her for a Lolita at this stage.
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Village Idiot for 10 Mar 2018, Amy Schumer

Amy Schumer's Husband is Still Getting Blown

Amy Schumer recently got married and in typical styling promised to keep giving her new husband, Chris Fischer, blowjobs. Amy's wedding vows apparently included the line "But I promise I'll keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won't." Well as long as her mouths full he won't have to listen to her.
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