Madonna's Scandalous Malawi Fundraiser
Madonna decided to take things up a notch for a fundraiser for Malawi's first pediatric surgery and intensive care unit that would be renamed Mercy James Institute of Pediatric Surgery and Intensive Care, after Madonna's adopted daughter. During proceedings Madonna performed Britney Spears' "Toxic" and even offered to remarry her ex, Sean Penn if he bid $150,000, which he did. Madonna carried on with random insults about Trump and admitted the most outrageous thing she ever did was stick around as an entertainer for 34 years and then threatened to sick around for another 34 years if she felt like it. Somethings gone terribly wrong with the space time continuum. Madonna is remarrying Sean Penn and planning on sticking around for another 3 decades. Somehow she got her hands on a flux capacitor, we need Doc and Marty.