Village Idiot for 17 Dec 2016, Jennifer Lawrence
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Jennifer Lawrence Apologizes for Her Itchy Bum Story

Miss Lawrence has apologized after telling a story about her itchy bum on a talk show. During her appearance on The Graham Norton Show Jennifer revealed she accidentally dislodged a sacred rock in Hawaii when she used it to scratch her butt while on the set of the Hunger Games in 2012. She then said she was cursed because the rock also almost killed the sound guy as it rolled downhill. Basically the wrath of the sacred rock God was less of an issue than that of people on the internet.

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Village Idiot for 24 Mar 2018, Jennifer Lawrence

Does Jennifer Lawrence Think Dick is Dangerous?

Jennifer revealed in an interview with The Sun that she has to be in a relationship to have sex because "dick is dangerous". The self confessed germaphobe said "I always talk like I want dick, but the truth is when I look back at my sexual past it was always with boyfriends" Jennifer went on to say "I have made it this far without an STI. Dick is dangerous. If I was at the point where I could get an STI, doctors have already been involved. That is how much of a germaphobe I am." I wonder if she knows locking the car door doesn't count as safe sex?
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Village Idiot for 24 Feb 2018, Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Explains BAFTA Bad Blood with Joanna Lumley

Jennifer Lawrence received some backlash at the BAFTA's after being introduced by fellow blonde Joanna Lumley. Joanna introduced Jennifer as "the hottest actress on the planet." to which Jennifer responded "Hi. That was a bit much, but thank you, Joanna." Jennifer has later explained it was "an inside joke" from talking backstage earlier. Good 'ol fashioned bland British humour delivered by an American, what could go wrong?
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Village Idiot for 25 Nov 2017, Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence is Taking a Break

Jennifer Lawrence has revealed she'll be going on a 2 year hiatus to get away from showbiz for awhile. "I'm taking one [a break]. I don't have anything set for two years," Jennifer told The Today Show. "I don't know [what I'm going to do]. I don't know, start making pots? I think I'm just taking a little break. I'll see you in six months." Making pots maybe smoking a little pot. Jennifer also wants to enjoy her privacy complaining "[I get] photographed just like walking to Starbucks, I'm like why does anybody feel - why do you feel entitled to this?" It's ironic that someone who wants her privacy is a fan of fame whores like the Kardashian's.
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Village Idiot for 23 Sep 2017, Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence's Wild Night in Budapest

Jennifer Lawrence recently revealed that she got into a bar fight in Budapest with a rude fan. Jennifer told Seth Meyers "I was drunk and this guy asked me for a selfie and I was like 'no thank you'... he said 'fuck you' and something in me snapped" She went on to explain "I said 'did you just say fuck you to me?' and I grabbed him and I took beers and I started dousing them all over him" What was that guy thinking? You don't mess with the Hunger Games winner.
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Village Idiot for 5 Aug 2017, Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Hurls Chunks on Broadway

Jennifer Lawrence is the latest victim of Olivia Wilde's Broadway production of 1984. Page Six reports "Midway through the show, Jennifer Lawrence bolted from her seat. Several people saw her getting sick in the lobby. The ushers were very helpful and courteous in helping her out." It's always hard to watch a blonde choose to spit instead of swallow.
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