Village Idiot for 6 May 2017, Scarlett Johansson
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Scarlett Johansson as the Village Idiot

Scarlett Will Take You Down

Scarlett Johansson revealed she has started taking self defense lessons after an incident with a reporter. Scarlett said "I actually started recently taking self-defense classes because, actually, I was giving an interview and the interviewer asked me if I could beat him up in the interview" going on to say "So yeah, I made a promise to myself that I should not just look like I know how to kick ass but actually be able to" Future press junkets are gonna be way more entertaining. Holding journalists in a headlock "Ask a nice question or tap out bitch!"

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