Village Idiot for 31 Dec 2005, Justin Timberlake

Hitting the High Notes

In a bid to expand his horizons into acting, Justin has been taking vocal lessons to make his currently squeaky voice more manly. Apparently Justin has hired a vocal coach to help him sound more man than mouse. Unfortunately for Justin, the squeak of the mouseketeer has followed him through to the acting world where he was dropped from various productions due to his child like voice. We really shouldn't be making fun of him just because his balls haven't dropped, I'm sure with the money he makes he could always have them surgically lowered.

Really Dumb