Village Idiot for 7 Dec 2013, Amanda Bynes

Take Cover!

Loco Bynes is on the loose after being released this week from a rehab facility to recover at her parents home in Los Angeles. However, since leaving Amanda is already in trouble as she missed a court hearing in New York over her "bong throwing" incident. This not a drill people, you need to barricade yourself, your driveway, your dog, your bong etc. indoors or risk having them pounced on by the Bynes. Legend says she can smell bong water over a mile away and will set fire to any driveway standing in her way. It's a crappy legend as far as legends go.

Really Stupid