Village Idiot for 11 Jan 2014, Cameron Diaz

Close Shave

In her new book Miss Diaz talks about various grooming habit's including her pubes. Cameron writes "I hear that there's a big fad these days of young women undergoing laser hair removal on all of their lady bits." adding "The idea that vaginas are preferable in a hairless state is a pretty recent phenomenon, and all fads change, people." Fair enough so far, then she went on to say "Twenty years from now, you will still want to be presenting it to someone special, and it would be nice to let him or her unwrap it like the gift that it is." While I don't expect the scorched earth policy to be applied to your nether regions I also don't want to carry around a machete to hack through the thicket. I'm not saying it has to be a topiary garden down below but do a guy a favour.