Village Idiot for 1 Mar 2014, Amanda Bynes

How do you Plead? Guilty Your Honor

Amanda Bynes has pleaded guilty to the charge of "wet reckless" which is the lowest charge possible in a DUI case. Amanda will face 3 years probation and attend three months of alcohol education classes after hitting a police car back in 2012. Well that seems fair, 2 years turn around and no jail time, it's the celebrity way. You know that whole wheel's of justice turn slowly thing? Must be the police car she hit.

Idiotic