Dumb Blonde Jokes, On The Road - Page 2

Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a limo?
A: Not everyone's been in a limo.

Q: Why did the Blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

Q: Why do Blonde's drive VWs?
A: Because they can't spell Porsche.

After traveling a few blocks a Blonde realized she had no money. She immediately informed the driver. You'd better stop. "I can't pay you and it's ten dollars already," she said. The driver checked her out in the rear-view mirror. "That's okay" he said "I'll turn down the first dark street, get in the back seat and take off your bra." "You'd be cheating yourself" she replied. "Why's that?" asked the driver. "Because this bra is only worth five dollars" she replied.

Q: Why did the Blonde cross the road?
A: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the kitchen?

Q: What is the first thing a Blonde learns when she takes driving lessons?
A: You can also sit upright in a car.

Q: Why did the Blonde cross the road?
A: She wanted to see the geese because she heard honking.

Q: What is the difference between Blondes and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Q: What do you call a bunch of Blondes standing in an large empty area?
A: A vacant lot.

Q: What did the Blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time?
A: "How do you shift this thing?" (said while making jerking off motions)

Q: Why is it good to have a Blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: Why did the Blonde finally pass her driver's test?
A: She took the examiner with her.

Q: Why did the Blonde fail her drivers license?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat.

Q: What is a Blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: A padded dash.

Q: What is a Blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A: The Air Pump.