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Dumb Blonde Jokes, Sick of it All

Q: How do you get a blonde to get a bloody nose?
A: You stick a scratch and sniff sticker under a glass table.
( Submitted by 'ingrid' )
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?
A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Maneuver.
Doctor: You have acute vaginitis.
Blonde: Thank you doctor.
( Submitted by 'Lucy' )
A blonde named Lauren walks into a building and says to the lady at the front desk "I have a 3:00 doctor's appointment." The lady stairs at Lauren and says "Miss, this is a library." then Lauren says sorry and whispers "I have a 3:00 doctor's appointment."
( Submitted by 'Tara' )
Q: But why do Brunettes take the pill?
A: Wishful Thinking.
Q: What did the Blonde's dentist find?
A: Teeth in the cavity.
Q: Why don't Blondes like anal sex?
A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.
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Q: What did the Blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?
A: She pissed on her corn flakes.
Q: What do you call a zit on a Blonde's butt?
A: A brain tumor.
Q: Why do Blondes have legs?
A: So they don't get stuck to the ground.
Q: How do you brainwash a Blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: Why do Blonde nurses carry a red magic marker?
A: In case they have to draw blood.
Q: Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a Blonde?
A: She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children.
Q: Why did the Blonde with a big vagina douche with crest?
A: She heard that it reduces cavities.
Q: What happens when a Blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.