Dumb Blonde Jokes, Weekend Daze

Q: Why did the blonde shoot the mirror?
A: She was trying to commit suicide.
( Submitted by 'shelby' )
There's a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They are all dead and want to go to heaven but there are 99 steps to heaven. On each step they are told a joke and if they don't laugh they can go up to the next step. The redhead made it to the 20th step and the brunette made it to the 50th step. The blonde was on the 99th step about to be told the last joke and she burst out laughing. The joke teller says "Why did you laugh your on the last step?!" The blonde replied "I just got the first joke."
( Submitted by 'paige' )
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: It's the one with the kickstand.
( Submitted by 'dxg;hoisdh' )
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: What do you get when you have three blondes and Santa?
A: Ho ho ho.
( Submitted by 'shonna' )
Q: How are a blonde and a vacuum cleaner alike?
A: They both suck, blow, and get laid in a closet.
( Submitted by 'Melissa' )
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: It's quite difficult opening the legs of an ironing board.
( Submitted by 'Ashley' )
Q: Why doesn't the blonde like country music?
A: Because every time she hears "howdown" she thinks she's been shot.
( Submitted by 'Alison Catherine' )
Q: What does a blonde and a hardware store have in common?
A: Ten cents a screw.
( Submitted by 'Marcus' )
Two blondes sitting in South Africa looking at the moon. One asks "So which is the furtherst, America or the moon?". The other blonde answers "Hello! can you see America?"
( Submitted by 'Xhalabile' )
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her what she is doing. The Blonde responded "I wanted to prove to you that not all blonde women are dumb and I wanted to do it by painting the house." Her husband asks her "Why do you have a ski jacket over your fur coat?" The Blonde replies "I was reading the directions on the paint can and it said 'FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.'"
Q: Have you seen the new Blonde paint?
A: It's thick and spreads easily.
Q: How can you tell if your at a blondes house?
A: There's a peephole in the glass door.
( Submitted by 'Nicole L' )
Q: How did the blonde kill herself raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
( Submitted by 'Riley' )
Q: How does a Blonde listen to cool music?
A: She puts it in the freezer.
( Submitted by 'Heather' )