Dumb Blonde Jokes, Technically Blonde
A blonde calls a long distance operator and asks what is the time difference between Tokyo and Las Vegas. The operator says just a minute, the blonde says thanks and hangs up.
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( Submitted by '.blone 101' )
Q: What does a blonde do when she's cold?
A: She sits around a candle.
Q: What does she do when it gets really cold?
A: She lights it.
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A: She sits around a candle.
Q: What does she do when it gets really cold?
A: She lights it.
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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The Blonde works in the dark.
A: The Blonde works in the dark.
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!". The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
Q: What was the Blonde phsychic's greatest achievement?
A: An IN-BODY experience.
A: An IN-BODY experience.
Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: What do a Blonde and a burnt out light bulb have in common?
A: One's just as bright as the other.
A: One's just as bright as the other.
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who just bought an AM radio?
A: It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
A: It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
Q: What's the difference between a light bulb and a Blonde?
A: A light bulb may be smarter but its easier to turn a Blonde on.
A: A light bulb may be smarter but its easier to turn a Blonde on.
Q: How do you confuse a Blonde?
A: Set her down at a Macintosh computer, and tell her to right click on something.
A: Set her down at a Macintosh computer, and tell her to right click on something.
Q: Why do Blondes use WHITE OUT on their computer screen's?
A: Because they couldn't find their eraser.
A: Because they couldn't find their eraser.
Q: How do you know if another Blondes been using the same computer?
A: There's writing on the WHITE OUT.
A: There's writing on the WHITE OUT.
Q: How do you know if a Blonde has been working on your computer?
A: There's WHITE OUT on the screen.
A: There's WHITE OUT on the screen.
Q: Why does Captain Kirk prefer Blondes?
A: Space ... the final frontier.
A: Space ... the final frontier.
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