Dumb Blonde Jokes, Looking Good

One day, at a bus stop there was a dumb blonde bimbo who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, the dumb blonde reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step. So, seeing how embarrassed the dumb blonde was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The dumb blonde girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!" Shocked, the man says, "Well, blondie, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
( Submitted by 'Cedric' )
Q: Why did the blonde only tie one of her shoe laces?
A: Because the tag on her shoe read: Taiwan.
( Submitted by 'Theresa Kennett' )
Q: What do you call a blonde with ponytails?
A: A blow job with handlebars.
( Submitted by 'Benjamin' )
Q: What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A: A brunette with bad breath.
( Submitted by 'Tracy' )
Q: What's the difference between a Doberman and a blonde with PMS?
A: Lipstick.
A Blonde walks into a hair salon. She tells a hair stylest to do whatever you want with my hair just don't take off my head phones. The hairstylest found it kind of hard to cut the blondes hair. He wondered what would happen if he take off the headphones? So he knocked off the head phones and the blonde fell dead on the floor. The hair stylest pick's up the headphones and listen's to it playing "breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out..."
( Submitted by 'Lindsey' )
Q: What do you call a blonde with one leg?
A: Eileen.
( Submitted by 'chloe' )
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Q: What do you call a Blonde that does cartwheels?
A: Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette.
( Submitted by 'teea' )
A guy is walking down the street and sees a Blonde with a very short skirt, approaches her and says, "My god, you're hot! I've GOT to make it with you! I can't help myself, and no matter what, I've GOT to have you!" The Blonde is very shocked and asks him, "What!? Here? In the middle of the street!?" The guy answers, "I've got to have you now! So I'll make you an offer. I'll drop $500 on the sidewalk and, while you're picking it up, I will do everything I want. OK?" The Blonde seems to be in intense thought. Then she calls her friend. She tells her friend the story, looking for some advice. The friend says, "It's no big problem. When he drops the money, you pick up the $500 fast, and he won't even have time to get his dick out of his pants before you finish picking it up. Just take the money and run!" The next day, the friend sees the Blonde walking like an old woman. The friend asks, "What happened to you!?" The Blonde answers nervously, "That son-of-a-bitch dropped $500 in 50 cent coins!"
There was once a dumb blonde who thought she had a twin, it was only her mirror.
( Submitted by 'kell' )
Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft
( Submitted by 'Liz' )
Q: Why does a Blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?
A: To keep her ankles warm.
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor.
Q: What's a brunette that smells bad?
A: A Blonde upside down.
Q: What do you call a Blonde in a leather jacket?
A: Rebel without a clue.