Dumb Blonde Jokes, Looking Good

Q: Why did the blonde only tie one of her shoe laces?
A: Because the tag on her shoe read: Taiwan.
( Submitted by 'Theresa Kennett' )
Q: What do you call a blonde with ponytails?
A: A blow job with handlebars.
( Submitted by 'Benjamin' )
Q: What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A: A brunette with bad breath.
( Submitted by 'Tracy' )
Q: What's the difference between a Doberman and a blonde with PMS?
A: Lipstick.
A Blonde walks into a hair salon. She tells a hair stylest to do whatever you want with my hair just don't take off my head phones. The hairstylest found it kind of hard to cut the blondes hair. He wondered what would happen if he take off the headphones? So he knocked off the head phones and the blonde fell dead on the floor. The hair stylest pick's up the headphones and listen's to it playing "breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out..."
( Submitted by 'Lindsey' )
Q: What do you call a blonde with one leg?
A: Eileen.
( Submitted by 'chloe' )
Q: What do you call a Blonde that does cartwheels?
A: Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette.
( Submitted by 'teea' )
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A guy is walking down the street and sees a Blonde with a very short skirt, approaches her and says, "My god, you're hot! I've GOT to make it with you! I can't help myself, and no matter what, I've GOT to have you!" The Blonde is very shocked and asks him, "What!? Here? In the middle of the street!?" The guy answers, "I've got to have you now! So I'll make you an offer. I'll drop $500 on the sidewalk and, while you're picking it up, I will do everything I want. OK?" The Blonde seems to be in intense thought. Then she calls her friend. She tells her friend the story, looking for some advice. The friend says, "It's no big problem. When he drops the money, you pick up the $500 fast, and he won't even have time to get his dick out of his pants before you finish picking it up. Just take the money and run!" The next day, the friend sees the Blonde walking like an old woman. The friend asks, "What happened to you!?" The Blonde answers nervously, "That son-of-a-bitch dropped $500 in 50 cent coins!"
There was once a dumb blonde who thought she had a twin, it was only her mirror.
( Submitted by 'kell' )
Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft
( Submitted by 'Liz' )
Q: Why does a Blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?
A: To keep her ankles warm.
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor.
Q: What's a brunette that smells bad?
A: A Blonde upside down.
Q: What do you call a Blonde in a leather jacket?
A: Rebel without a clue.
Q: How does a Blonde part their hair?
A: By doing the splits.