Dumb Blonde Jokes, Wild Life

Two blondes decide to go to the dog pound and each get a puppy. After arriving home, one blonde says to the other, "How are we going to tell them apart?" The other blonde replied, "I know, I'll give my puppy a red bow, and you can give your puppy a blue one." The next day the first blonde comes back and says, "Oh no, I can't tell them apart! They ripped the bows off when they were playing!" The second blonde says, "I know, I'll give my puppy a red collar, and you give yours a blue one. "The next day, the blonde returns. "Oh no, they've taken they're collars off while playing, I can't tell them apart!" The other blonde says, "I know, why don't I take the black puppy, and you take the white one?"
( Submitted by 'Jonette' )
A blonde and brunette are walking through some woods when the brunette says "Oh look, smart pills." So the blonde tries one and says "This tastes like rabbit shit." The brunette says "See your getting smarter already."
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Q: What do blondes and tornadoes have in common?
A: At first there's a lot of sucking and blowing and then they end up with the house.
( Submitted by 'Kayla' )
Q: Why do blondes wear fur underwear?
A: To keep the fleas in.
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Q: Why do Blondes use tampons with extra long strings?
A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
One night when two blondes were walking through a farm yard after a long night of partying. So they started talking and talking then out of no where one blonde was gone. So the other blonde was looking for her friend and saw her under a cow sucking its udders. "What are you doing under there?" She asked. "Shhhh! If I keep sucking we might get a ride."
( Submitted by 'Kaitlyn' )
Q: Why do Blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
A: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.
Q: Why do Blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
A: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Blonde and a gorilla?
A: Who knows? There is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do.
Q: What do Blondes and cow-patties have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
One day a Blonde asked if she could go hunting with her boyfriend, he agrees. They split up at one point so he could get some hunting done. Moments later the boyfriend hears shots fired and races to his girlfriend to find her pointing her gun at a hapless man. "That's my dear ... that's my dear ..." she yelled "I shot him and he's mine!" "Okay ... Okay lady ... It's YOUR dear." said the man "But can I at least take my saddle off him?"
( Submitted by 'DieselXL2001' )
A Blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?" The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
Two Blondes were walking down the road and the first Blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other Blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Where?"
"Hey lady, your puppy just bit me on the ankle!" said an angry shopper to a Blonde who had bought her dog with her to the shop's. "Well" said the Blonde "you can't expect such a small little dog to bite you on the neck."