Dumb Blonde Jokes, Whats Cooking

A blonde mother is preparing dinner when her blonde daughter enters. "Why do people think we blondes are stupid?" the daughter wonders. "I'll show you," her mother says, tapping hard on the kitchen counter. "Someone's at the door!" exclaims the dumb blonde daughter, rather perplexed. The blonde mother laughs, "That's why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps.

Q: What do you call two blonde's sitting at a milk shake counter?
A: Double Thick.
( Submitted by 'Theresa Kennett' )

Q: Why does it take a blonde so long to refill the salt shaker?
A: She finds it difficult to get the salt into the holes.

A blonde called her boyfriend because she was having trouble putting a puzzle together and wanted him to come over and help her out, the boyfriend asked what it was supposed to be and she replied, the picture on the box says it's supposed to be a tiger. A few minutes later the boyfriend was over at her house and found her in the kitchen trying to put the puzzle together. "Honey," her boyfriend said, " why don't you go into the living room and relax, meanwhile, I'll put the frosted flakes back in the box."
( Submitted by 'Emily' )

Q: Why does a blonde always drink through a straw?
A: For practice
( Submitted by 'Louise' )

Q: Why do restaurants never hire blondes to work at the take out door?
A: Because they always ask, "Is that for here or to go?"
( Submitted by 'Kara' )

Q: What did the Blonde do when her friend said that she saw a hot guy in the cafeteria?
A: She ran over there and poured a bucket of water over of him.
( Submitted by 'Quinn' )

Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.

Q: Why can't Blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: What do Blondes and McDonald's have in common?
A: Over five billion served.

Q: What is the difference between butter and a Blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread.

Q: What did the Blonde do when she broke her tupperware?
A: Called the plastic surgeon.

Q: Why did the Blonde have to drink a hot Pepsi?
A: Because she couldn't fit any ice into the bottle.

Q: How can you tell if a Blonde is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.