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Dumb Blonde Jokes, Water Babes

There was a blonde who was found pouring a cup of water into a lake. Someone came up behind her and asked her what she was doing. She replied, "Well, I was at my work today and got thirsty. So when i went to the water fountain, someone said, ' hey lady save some for the fish'".
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Q: What is the difference between a Blonde and a shower?
A: A shower has to be turned on to get wet.
Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of Blondes?
A: Bobbing for Bimbos.
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of Blondes?
A: Knock on the door.
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who hijacked a submarine?
A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.
Q: How do you drown a Blonde?
A: Don't tell her to swallow.
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde that ate mountain oysters?
A: She was dragged 200 yards.
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Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who tap danced?
A: She fell in the sink.
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Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who couldn't wait to see 20,000 Leagues Under the sea?
A: She said that she loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams.
Q: What is the difference between a Blonde and the Titanic?
A: They know how many men went down on the Titanic.
There are 2 Blondes and a river in between them. So the Blonde on the left says, "Hey you, how do i get to the otherside?" and the Blonde on the right says, "You are on the otherside."
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Q: Why did the Blonde put ice in her pants?
A: To keep her crabs fresh.
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A Blonde, a Redhead and a Brunette were competing in the English Channel Breast Stroke Competition. The Redhead won and the Brunette came in second. However, there was no sign of the final contestant . Hours and hours went by causing grave concern and worry. Just as everyone was losing hope, the Blonde finally arrived. The crowd was extremely happy and relieved to see her. They embraced the young girl as she came ashore. After all of the excitement died down, she leaned over to the judge and whispered, "I hate to be a bad loser, but I think those other girls used their arms."
Q: What is a Blondes definition of a naval destroyer?
A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Q: How do you kill a Blonde?
A: Put a mirror on the bottom of the pool.