Dumb Blonde Jokes, On The Road - Page 3

Q: How do you recognize a Blonde at a car wash?
A: She's the one on her bike.
Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a Blonde?
A: You don't lend the Porsche to your friend.
Q: Why did the Blonde bury her drivers license?
A: Because it had expired.
Did you hear about the Blonde that was so stupid that she played third string at a car wash?
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a Blonde drives a car?
A: Because she blows the horn.
Q: What's the first thing a Blonde does when you pick her up for a date?
A: She heads for the backseat of your car.
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde that almost caused a wreck?
A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.
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One day a Blonde guy's driving down the road with one arm around his girlfriend. So a policeman pull's him over. "Use two hand's" said the officer. "But man" said the Blonde guy "I've got to steer with one."
There was a Blonde that just got out of a huge car accident and along came a police officer and said "Excuse me miss, but how did you get into this car accident?" So she started to explain "Well I was driving along and out of nowhere a tree pops up so I swerved to the right and there was one there so I swerved to the left ..." The police man interrupted "Miss there isn't a tree for at least another 300 000 miles it must have been you air freshener."
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Q: What do a Blonde and a halogen headlamp have in common?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.
Q: Why did the Blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: What do you call a Blonde mother-in-law?
A: An air bag.
Q: Why don't you give a Blonde a coal truck to drive?
A: It takes her nine months to deliver it.
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to a Blonde?
A: It is the one with the kickstand.
Q: Why did the Blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK"