Dumb Blonde Jokes, On The Road - Page 4

Q: Why did the Blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK"

Q: What do a Blonde and a moped have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

Q: What goes VROOM! SCREECH! VROOM! SCREECH! VROOM!?
A: A Blonde at a flashing red light.

There was a Blonde driving down the center of the road at 100 mph. A police officer pulled her over to the side of the road. When she had stopped, the officer asked, "License and Registration please" "It's okay, Officer, I have a special license that allows me to do this," she said smiling. "That's impossible!" The officer replied, "I've never heard of such a license. "To which the driver reached into her purse and handed him her license. Astonished, the Officer said, "Just as I suspected. This is an ordinary license, I see nothing here that would allow you special consideration. "She pointed to the bottom of the license, "See? it says so right here: 'Tear Along The Dotted Line'."

Q: What's the first thing a Blonde does after sex?
A: Opens the car door.

A policeman pulled a Blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop "Do you know where you were going?"
Blonde "No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.

A Blonde woman is driving a Porsche. She sees another Blonde woman with a Porsche that has broken down on the side of the road. She stops to ask what's wrong. The owner of the broken Porsche said, "I just had a look under the hood, well, while I was driving somebody had stolen the engine." The other said, "Oh, don't worry, I have a spare one in the back."

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the Blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "PULL OVER!" "NO," the Blonde yelled back, "It's a SCARF!"

Q: What's a Blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Putting the car in park.

Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for Blondes?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Q: Why was the Blonde upset when she got her driver's license?
A: Because she got an F in sex.

Q: Why do Blondes drive BMW's?
A: Because they can spell it.

Q: Why do Blondes like tilt steering wheels?
A: More head room.

Q: Why do Blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
A: More leg room.

Q: Why did the Blonde keep failing her driver's test?
A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.