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Dumb Blonde Jokes, Whats Cooking - Page 2

Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who died drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
Q: How can you tell if a Blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
Q: What do you call a Blonde with a bag of sugar on her head?
A: Sweet fuck all.
Q: Why did the Blonde throw a puppy on a bun in the microwave?
A: She wanted a hotdog.
Q: What did the Blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerio's?
A: Oh look ... Doughnut seed's.
Q: How do you know a Blondes been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: There are m & m shell's all over the floor.
Q: How can you tell which Blonde is the waitress?
A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.
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I Bet I Know

Q: Why can't Blondes eat jelly?
A: They can't figure out how to fit two cup's of water into those little packet's.
A Blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked her if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces. "6 please, I could never eat 12" replied the Blonde.
Q: Why did the Blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?
A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
Q: What do you call three Blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: Why don't Blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
Q: What do Blondes and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
Q: What does a Blonde make for dinner?
A: Reservation's.
Q: Why don't Blondes like m & m's?
A: They're hard to peel.