Dumb Blonde Jokes, Whats Cooking - Page 3

Q: Why do Blonde's wash their hair in the kitchen sink?
A: Because that's where all the vegetable's are washed.

Q: Why don't Blondes eat pickle's?
A: Because they can't get their head's into the jar.

Buffy noticed a student walking up and down the street, wearing a sandwich board that read "Free Big Mac!" Strolling over with a look of concern, the Blonde asked, "Why? What'd he do?"

A man comes home from work one night to catch his Blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister naked. He blurts out, "What do you think you're doing?" "Just heating up dinner" she replies.

One day a man comes home from work and find's his Blonde wife leaning over the kitchen sink crying. He said "What's wrong, Honey?" She said between sniffle's "I ... I dropped the ice cube's on the floor, and then I rinsed them off in hot water, and now I can't find them."

A Blonde came running downstairs, crying. Her mother asked what was wrong and the Blonde said her boyfriend had just dropped her. Her mother (a Blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded to tell her about the birds and the bees and the Blonde said "No ma. I can have sex with the best of them. But he says I can't cook."

Two Blondes were driving through Louisiana. As they approached the town of Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the name. They continued to argue until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Blonde asked the manager, "Before we order, can you please settle an argument for us? Would you pronounce the name of where we are?" The manager leaned over the counter and said, "BURRRRRRRR-GERRRRRRR-KIIIIIIING"