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Dumb Blonde Jokes, Looking Good - Page 2

Q: How does a Blonde part their hair?
A: By doing the splits.
Q: Have you heard about the new shirts made just for Blondes?
A: They come with an instruction manual. LEFT ARM, RIGHT ARM, HEAD, FRONT, BACK.
Did you hear about the two females who were watching a Blonde walk by? The first one said, "I wonder whether she's a natural Blonde or a bleached Blonde." Her friend said, "She's a suicide Blonde." The other said, "Suicide Blonde? What's that? "The friend said, "Dyed by her own hand!"
Q: How do you kill a Blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
Q: Why do Blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno.
Q: What did the Blonde say when someone blew in her bra?
A: "Thanks for the refill."
Q: What do Blondes put behind their ears to attract men?
A: Their ankles.
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Q: How do you drive a Blonde crazy?
A: Hide her hairbrush.
A Blonde walks into a spa and asks to have a milk bath. "Pastuerized?" asked the attendant. "No, up to my tits is fine." replied the Blonde.
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Q: What's the white stuff you find in a Blonde's panties?
A: Clitty litter.
Q: Why do Blondes where big hoop earrings?
A: To put their feet through.
Q: Why are there no dumb Brunettes?
A: Peroxide.
Q: How do Blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: Why do Blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
Q: Why do Blonde's have "TGIF" written on their bra's?
A: Tit's Go In First.