Dumb Blonde Jokes, Looking Good - Page 4

Q: What do you get when a six foot Blonde bends over?
A: A three foot Brunette.

Q: What are the four conditions for the perfect Blonde?
A: 4 feet tall, no teeth, a flat head to rest your beer on, and she turns into a pizza after midnight.

Two Blondes just came home from a vacation. One Blonde says to the other, "Oh, man, my face really hurts. Does it look sunburned?" The other Blonde replies, "No, it's just really red."

A Blonde and a Brunette were talking one day. The Brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The Blonde asked inquisitively, "How do you give shoulders?"

During a sudden and prolonged cold spell in Grand Forks, North Dakota this past winter, a really stacked Blonde stopped in to see her former Chemistry Professor. "Professor, I wonder if you could tell me - er, well, that is, I mean the exact temperature at which silicone freezes?"

A mother of two 16 year old Blonde daughters had just bought a new house in a new town. So they were buying paint, shades and all that you would need for a new place. The mother left the house to go shopping. She told the girls that she wanted them to paint the family room but, NOT get any paint on their clothes. After the mother left the two daughters decided that they should just take off all their clothes to obey their mother. So there they were painting naked when they heard a knock at the door. So they both went to the door and said, "Who is it?" The reply was, "The blind man." So the two blondes thought ... He's blind, so he won't be able to see us naked. They let him in. The man said, "Nice tits lady, now where do you want the blinds?"