Dumb Blonde Jokes, Sick of it All - Page 2

Q: What did you name the offspring of a Blonde and a Puerto Rican?
A: Retardo.
Q: Why did the Blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
A: She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
Q: What is it called when a Blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: Why does a Blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A: The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds"
Q: Did you hear about the abortion clinic that offers discounts to blondes?
A: It has a one year waiting list.
Q: What do you give the Blonde that has everything?
A: Penicillin.
Q: What is a Blondes idea of dental floss?
A: Pubic hair.
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Q: What is the Blondes chronic speech impediment?
A: She can't say No.
Q: Why did the Blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.
Q: What does a Blonde say when she gives birth?
A: "Gee, are you sure it's mine?"
Q: How does a Blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A: Fertilized.
Q: How does a Blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilized.
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who was blind for ten years?
A: It was really sad. One morning she just forgot to open her eyes.
Q: What's the fastest way to get a Blonde pregnant?
A: Take her to the petting zoo.