Dumb Blonde Jokes, Sick of it All - Page 3

Q: How can you tell when a Blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
A: She sneezes.
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde that got pregnant for the second time?
A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again.
Q: What's the difference between a Blonde male and a Blonde female?
A: The female has a higher sperm count.
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde with a Masters degree in Psychology?
A: She'll blow your mind, too.
Q: What's the difference between the following two sounds: A punctured balloon and a Blonde with a hole in her head?
A: None.
Did you hear about the Blonde who committed suicide? She was throwing away a cigarette from the top of the Empire State Building, but she threw the wrong butt off.
Q: Why do Blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
A: Who cares?
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Q: What can save a dying Blonde?
A: Hair transplants.
Q: Why do Blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.
Q: Why did the Blonde faint?
A: She forgot to breathe.
Q: What does a Blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill."
Q: What did the Blonde do when she got her first period?
A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her.
Q: Why is it okay for Blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Q: Why did the Blonde keep an ice pack on her chest?
A: To keep the milk fresh.
A Blonde went to the doctor's with burnt feet, "How did you do it?" asked the doctor. "Cooking soup" replied the Blonde, "the instructions said open can, stand in boiling water for 7 minutes."