Dumb Blonde Jokes, Sick of it All - Page 4

Q: What did the Blonde say when she was showed her newborn baby in the delivery room?
A: I'm not going to suck anything that small.
One day a Blonde goes to the doctor and tells him that she's broken every bone in her body. Doubting this he decides to do a little experiment. So he tells the Blonde to touch her nose and she does, and then "OUCH!" so he tells her to touch her knee and she does then "OUCH!" "OK, That's enough." said the doctor "Your finger is broken."
Blonde #1: "It's embarrassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
Blonde #2: "Gee, what are you taking for it?"
Blonde #1: "Snuff."
A Blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down. He gets out his light and says "Open wide" "I can't," replies the Blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."
When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life. "Uh, I hadn't really thought about it." replied the stunned surgeon. "You're the first one ever to ask that after a tonsillectomy."
Q: Why was the Blonde wearing her sunglasses?
A: She was having sunny periods.
Q: How do you get a Blonde pregnant?
A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
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Q: Why do Blondes have periods?
A: They deserve them.
Q: What will a Blonde ask you when you tell her that she's pregnant?
A: "Is it mine?"
Q: How do you get a Blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her that she's pregnant.
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times.
Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and the mumps?
A: Not everyone's had the mumps.
"Tell me" said the psychiatrist "do you stir your tea with your left hand or your right hand" "Neither" said the Blonde "I use a spoon."
One day a Blonde guy went to the doctor and said that he thought he was turning into a women. So the doctor gave him a thorough examination and afterwards said "It seems to me that you are still a healthy man, Why do you think your turning into a woman?" "Because" said the Blonde "I keep getting these letter's that say 'Dear Sir or Madam'"
A Blonde a Brunette and a Redhead are in the doctor's office one day (all of them pregnant) All of them started talking about their pregnancy's and the Brunette said "I'm going to have a girl, because I was on top when we had sex." The Redhead said "I'm going to have a boy because I was on the bottom when we had sex." Then the Blonde started crying and said "I'm going to have puppy's ..."