Dumb Blonde Jokes, Working Hard - Page 2

Q: How can you tell if a Blonde works in an office?
A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

Q: Why did the Blonde get fired from the sperm bank?
A: Her employer found out she was embezzling.

Q: Why are only 2% of Blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.

Q: Why did the Blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

Q: What does a Blonde call her new pizza business?
A: Pizza Slut.

Q: Why did the Blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant?
A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.

Q: What is it called when a Blonde blows in another Blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.

A man hires a Blonde to paint stripes down a road, but she has to keep the contract and do at least four miles each day. The first day, the Blonde does 8 miles. The boss is extremely impressed. The second day the Blonde does 4 miles. The boss is somewhat impressed, but not as much as before. The third day, the Blonde does two miles. The boss thinks she is just having a bad day, so he still lets her keep the job. The fourth day, the Blonde only does 1 mile. The boss asks, "You were doing so well before. Why aren't you doing well now?" The Blonde replies, "I can't get far because each day I'm getting further and further away from the bucket."

A Blonde goes in to apply for a job and she fills out an application. She takes it up to the man and he says you forgot three blanks. He asks how old are you, so she counts on her fingers and finally reaches 22, okay then how tall are you so she tries to measure herself she says 5'2, okay then what is your name, she nodes her head back and forth for a few seconds and says Jennifer. He said, "Okay I get how you got your age and your height, but how did you get your name by nodding your head back and forth?" She replies, "I was singing 'Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Jennifer ...'"

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the rose window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up?'" "I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of Blondes laying sod across the street.

Q: Did you hear about the company that's hiring Blondes?
A: It's trying to lower its overhead.

Q: Why was the Blonde fired from the m & m factory?
A: She kept throwing out the w's.

Q: What's the difference between your job and a Blonde?
A: Your job still suck's 6 month's later.

Q: What do you call a Blonde in a tree with a briefcase?
A: A Branch Manager.

Q: Why should Blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: Because it take's to long to retrain them.