Courtney Love

Courtney Love

9 July 1965, USA

"I am God, and my lawyers are my 12 disciples ... Do not Fuck with me."
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Courtney Love Gossip and News - Page 2

Village Idiot for 21 Apr 2012, Courtney Love

Apology Number... 214?

After going on another twitter rant, this time accusing Dave Grohl of screwing her daughter Frances Bean, Courtney has made a groveling apology via twitter to her daughter. Courtney had claimed Dave wanted Bean as he was "sexually obsessed" with her father, Kurt Cobain. Courtney tweeted "Bean, sorry I believed the gossip.. Mommy loves you" With just a 140 characters at her disposal she seems to screw up an awful lot doesn't she? I think less drugs and internet access would go a lot further to healing the relationship than blaming the gossip mags.
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Village Idiot for 24 Dec 2011, Courtney Love

On the Street for Christmas

Donna Lyon, Courtney Love's slumlord, has filed papers to have Miss Love kicked out of her rented $8 million townhouse in the West Village. Donna wants to evict Courtney for "almost burning her house down, wallpapering over custom-glazed walls and not paying her rent for the past 2 months" Donna told Page Six "I was horrified by what she had done. The walls that had been hand-painted and glazed were ruined, covered in damask wallpaper and ice-blue paint" Well that seems a little harsh, evicting her for almost burning down your apartment - The keyword being "almost". As for the wallpaper, Courtney's an artist, she can't be expected to live with "custom-glazed walls", she needs to be free to express herself, free like a bird, out on the street and homeless. I retract my argument.
Village Idiot for 3 Dec 2011, Courtney Love

Courtney taking Charge?

Courtney Love claims to be Lindsay Lohan's sobriety coach, explaining pretty much everything going wrong with Lindsay as of late. Courntey didn't go into much detail saying only "I've taken up Lohan because nobody else will. She's further down the line than I was," Charlie Sheen would have been a better bet, we all know Charlie has a way with the ladies. This is pretty much a textbook example of the blind leading the blind or in this case the druggie leading the druggie down the dark ally for her next hit.
Village Idiot for 8 Oct 2011, Courtney Love

Courtney MD

Courtney gave a candid interview (does she do any other kind?) about her and deceased hubby, Kurt Cobain's, drug use to magazine 'Vanity Fair'. On the subject of overdosing Courtney claimed "He OD'd at least five times. I was the fucking E.M.S. I was always sticking pins in his balls. I carried around Narcan!" Wait, pins in his balls? It's not a pin cushion woman! I'm thinking death on a high is a better alternative to waking up with balls looking like a bleeding hedgehog.
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Village Idiot for 28 May 2011, Courtney Love

Candid Courtney

Miss Love recently talked about her sex life going so far as to call actors, musicians and directors she's slept with "lousy lays". Courtney explained "I'm a very sexual person, but in general, I think sex is kind of overrated. Most of the guys I sleep with have tended to be actors and musicians and directors. And they tend to be lousy lays." The fact that a man can even muster up an erection in her near vicinity should be a complement in itself. The whole cocaine chic look went out in the 90's, much like Courtney's relevance in society.
Village Idiot for 19 Mar 2011, Courtney Love

Love knows no Bounds

A new book claims Courtney Love wanted to snort her husband, Kurt Cobain's, cremated ashes. The books author, Nick Strauss, said "Say Hi to Kurt. Too bad you don't do coke, otherwise I'd suggest taking a straw to it." later saying "She said I could snort them first then said she would like them." Party at Courtney's place, what should we bring? The Golden rule is don't be greedy. Take a snort and pass it along, or is that a puff and pass it along?
Village Idiot for 13 Nov 2010, Courtney Love

Courtney Generous for Charity

Miss Love walked away from a recent charity auction with a walk-on role in Paul Haggis next movie and a tea date with Adrien Brody. During the charity event Courtney got into a bidding war with Gerard Butler over the tea date with Mr Brody and ended coughing up $17000.00 for the honour. If only Xerxes had Courtney Love on his side back in 480 BC Greece would have been his. Considering Courtney's latest appearance she might have been around since then. I'm sure we'll all be kept in the loop on her attempts at tea-bagging Adrien via Twitter.
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Village Idiot for 22 May 2010, Courtney Love

Love Loves Ladies?

After claiming to have slept with Gavin Rossdale, Courtney now claims to have had a lesbian affair with model Kate Moss. Courtney said "It's a great story for the grandchildren, so yeah. Kate wasn't doing a lot of drugs. It was just a thing that happened in Milan in the Nineties." Courtney later added "I hope she doesn't get mad that I outed her about it." What do you get when two crack whores rub uglies? Publicity. Keep an eye out for the next whatever it is Courtney so desperately needs publicity for.
Village Idiot for 1 May 2010, Courtney Love

Courtney Love Confession

Hole lead signer, Courtney, claims that she had an affair with Gavin Rossdale while he was married to Gwen Stefani. Courtney said "Everyone gave me so much shit because Gavin sounded like a lot like Kurt... but man, he was such an Adonis in his day! He got good in bed... something happened. Maybe Gwen taught him, for all I know." Gavin's next home schooling lessons will be on alimony and child support.
Village Idiot for 9 Jan 2010, Courtney Love

Love's Legal Losses

After loosing custody of her daughter last year it seems that Courtney will be back in court fighting American Express over credit card debt of $352,059.67. Hole lead singer Courtney is fighting back saying criminals ran up the bill after the cards were issued in her name without her consent. Courtney has given the police a description of the supposed criminals using her cards. Apparently they are about 10' tall and answer to the names Jack and Daniels. I want to see who she'll call as a character witness in her defense?
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