Village Idiot for 8 Mar 2003, Heather Graham
 
Heather Graham as the Village Idiot

New York City View

Heather just bought an apartment in New York with not only a view of the city but also of an elderly couple that walk around naked in there apartment. Heather thinks this is so funny that she likes to invite her friends over to see the 'view'. Who in there right mind would want to see an elderly couple enjoy a 'boogie night' together? Maybe she's trying to get some tips for the next Austin Powers movie. She could play the role of Miss F Shagwell in 'Austin Powers - Grandpa's Member'.

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Village Idiot for 5 Apr 2003, Heather Graham

Cleaning Up

Heather has been raving about a cleaning service she uses in New York to keep her place clean. Apparently the company hires handsome young men to scrub the floors in only their boxer shorts. That's disgusting, we men have feelings and all that other crap.
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Village Idiot for 9 Nov 2002, Heather Graham

No Kids... For Now

Heather said that she isn't ready to have children as she feels she would probably be a terrible mother right now. She says that she won't be ready for at least another 5 years. On behalf of all civilizations around the world I would like to thank you for NOT contributing to the gene pool. According to my calculations apocalypse should occur within the next 5 years or so, so we should be safe from the next generation of Blondes.
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Village Idiot for 21 Sep 2002, Heather Graham

Unlucky in Love

Apparently Heather was at a restaurant and was heard warning her date on the other end of her cellphone that if he wasn't there in 10 minutes she would leave. 10 minutes later she was gone. 10 minutes doesn't seem like much, Isn't everyone supposed to have 15 minutes of fame? Maybe Heather and Britney Spears should get together and swap dating advice. Britney could give advice on picking bigger losers and Heather could give advice on breaking up techniques.
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Village Idiot for 17 Nov 2001, Heather Graham

Butchering the British

After butchering the British accent in the movie 'From Hell', Heather has promised never to use a British accent again due to the Brits giving her such a hard time. Good move old Chap. Don't feel too bad Heather at least you didn't have to do any love scenes, "Are you done then love? Smashing job, I thoroughly enjoyed it."
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